[Monica is returning a video.]
CClerk
Six dollars, please.
Six? I just had it for one night. It's three.
CClerk
Eight o'clock is the cut-off and -- aww, it's 8:02.
You know, in a weird way, you have too much power.
“The One Where Monica & Richard Are Friends” · Season 3, Episode 13
In this episode: Monica Geller (2), Chandler Bing (1), Ross Geller (1), Joey Tribbiani (1), Rachel Green (1)
[Richard shaved his moustache.]
Your lip went bald!
[upset because Joey's just ruined the end of The Shining for her, she ruins Little Women for him] All right... Okay. Laurie proposes to Jo and she says no even though she's still in love with him. And then he ends up marrying Amy.
Hey! Mine was by accident! All right. The boiler explodes and destroys the hotel and kills the dad.
Beth dies.
[completely horrified] Beth... Beth dies? [to Chandler] If I keep reading is Beth gonna die?
No, Beth doesn't die. She doesn't die, does she, Rachel?
What?
Joey is asking if you've just ruined the first book he's ever loved that didn't star Jack Nicholson.
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