“The One with Frank Jr.” · Season 3, Episode 5
In this episode: Chandler Bing (3), Joey Tribbiani (2), Ross Geller (1), Rachel Green (1), Monica Geller (1), Phoebe Buffay (1)
[Chandler enters the apartment to find Joey working with wood and the apartment filled with lumber.]
Hey.
Hey.
Hey, hey, hey... so what happened -- did a forest tick you off?
You know how you're always saying we need a place for the mail?
Yeah?
Well, I decided to take it to the next step.
You're building a post office?
[While Chandler naps against the wall in his room, Joey is drilling though the wall. As he drills, the drill bit comes though the wall right next to Chandler, who slams the door at Joey.]
Oh! Uh, sorry, did I get ya?
NO, YOU DIDN'T GET ME!! IT'S AN ELECTRIC DRILL! YOU GET ME, YOU KILL ME!
[Frank Jr. is doing his own style of martial arts on Monica's balcony, she and Phoebe are watching]
What kind of martial arts is that?
No kind.
[Ross has just finished explaining the "freebie list" (list of 5 celebrities a sexual partner can sleep with without conviction from the other) to Isabella Rosselini and she laughs in shock]
You know, it's funny. Yesterday, I made a list of 5 goofy coffeehouse guys and I just bumped you for... that guy over there. [Ross looks away and Isabella gets away from him]
[reading his list of 5 celebrities he's allowed to sleep with] Elizabeth Hurley.
Very attractive, forgiving.
Susan Sarandon.
She's too political, to do it with her, you'd probably have to donate four cans of food first
Isabella Rosellini.
She's too international.
So?
So you gotta pick the odds, pick someone who will be in the country all the time.
Yeah, because that's why you weren't gonna get Isabella Rosellini, geography.
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