“The One with the Jam” · Season 3, Episode 3
In this episode: Chandler Bing (2), Joey Tribbiani (2), Monica Geller (2), Ross Geller (1), Rachel Green (1)
Monica [gives Joey a jar of jam]: Joey, this is for you. It's blackberry currant.
Aww. [tastes it] OHHHH!
Hey, Joe, I gotta ask. The girl from the Xerox place buck naked [holds up one hand], or, or a big tub of jam. [holds up the other hand]
[nods] Put your hands together!
What happened to your jam plan?
I figured out I need to charge seventeen bucks a jar just to break even. So, I've got a new plan now... Babies.
Well, you're gonna need much bigger jars.
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about me having a baby.
What?
Yeah. The great thing about the jam plan was, I was taking control of my life. So I asked myself, what is the most important thing to me in the world and that's when I came up with the baby plan.
Well, aren't you forgettin' something? What, what, what is, uh, what is that guy's name? Dad!
[looking over possible sperm donors] Okay, all right, how's this? 27, Italian-American guy. He's an actor, born in Queens. Wow, big family, seven sisters, and he's the only....boy. [Everyone looks at Joey] Oh, my God. Under personal comments: "New York Knicks rule!"
Yeah, the Knicks rule!
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