[Monica, not yet dressed for Ross's event, arrives shortly before they need to leave.]
It starts at eight. We can't be late.
We could not, would not, want to wait!
“The One Where No One's Ready” · Season 3, Episode 2
In this episode: Chandler Bing (3), Joey Tribbiani (3), Ross Geller (2), Rachel Green (1), Phoebe Buffay (1)
How can you not be going?
Well, I'm not gonna go... so I think that will accomplish the not going.
[Joey has just walked into Monica's apartment wearing everything Chandler owns as a comeback in an argument]
That is so-not-the-opposite of taking someone's UNDERWEAR!
Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes?!
AMAnswering Machine
You have two new messages.
[Laughs] What a cool job. [Answering Machine voice] "You have two new messages."
[Answering Machine voice] "Please pass the pie."
You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?
Okay, buddy-boy. Here it is: You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.
Oh my God! That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear!
Look at me - I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando!
Ugh UGH!
Phew! I tell you, it's hot with all this stuff on. I better not do any - you know - lunges!
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