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S3 E2

Friends · Season 3, Episode 2

Answering Machine and Joey in “The One Where No One's Ready”

Answering Machine

You have two new messages.

Joey

[Laughs] What a cool job. [Answering Machine voice] "You have two new messages."

Joey

[Answering Machine voice] "Please pass the pie."

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