Friends · Season 1, Episode 24
“The One Where Rachel Finds Out” · Season 1, Episode 24
In this episode: Joey Tribbiani (5), Chandler Bing (4), Phoebe Buffay (4), Rachel Green (2), Monica Geller (2), Ross Geller (1)
[Joey tells the group about his participation in a fertility study.]
I mean, I just go down there every other day and... make my contribution to the project. Hey, hey -- but at the end of two weeks, I get 700 dollars!
Wow! Ooh, you're going to be making money hand-over-fist!
[Chandler and Joey are talking like cavemen.]
Men are here.
We make fire. Cook meat.
Then put out fire by peeing. No get invited back.
Well, the tough thing is, she really wants to have sex with me.
Crazy bitch.
Hey, is Rachel here? Um, I wanted to wish her a happy birthday before I left.
Oh, no, she's out having drinks with Carl.
Oh. Hey, who's Carl?
You know that guy she met at the coffeehouse?
No.
Oh, well, you see, there's this guy she met at the...
At the coffeehouse, right?
So you do know who he is!
[regarding Ross' birthday gift to Rachel] I can't believe he got you that! It must've cost him a fortune!
Oh, come on. Ross? Remember back in college when he fell in love with Carol and got her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?
What did you just say?
[Realizing he'd just revealed Ross' feelings, he stumbles] Crystal duck.
No, no, the love part.
[Hyperventilating] Flennen!
Oh, my...!
[rubbing his temples] Oh, no, no, no!
That's good, just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time
Ah. All this time he was in love with me. [Moving near Joey] What else did he say? He wanted to ask me out for a coffee?
Given that he is desperately in love with you, I'd bet he would like to have a cup of coffee.
[Rachel gets ready to go find Ross in airport]
What about the time difference?
From here to airport?
Yes..!
[Rachel picks her coat and starts out]
What you gonna say to him?
I don't know, maybe if i see him i will know.
[Picks up Ross's photo and walks to Rach] How about now? [Phoebes keeps Ross's photo up her face and acts like Ross] Does this help?
No. [Walks out]
[yells] HEY. I LOVE YOU TOO.! Deal with me first.
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