Monica
Hey Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?
Joey
Probably kill myself.
Monica
Excuse me?
Joey
Hey, if little Joey's dead, then I've got no reason to live.
Ross
Joey, omnipotent.
Joey
You are? I'm so sorry.
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