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Friends · Season 1, Episode 4

Monica, Joey and others in “The One with George Stephanopoulos”

Monica

Hey Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?

Joey

Probably kill myself.

Monica

Excuse me?

Joey

Hey, if little Joey's dead, then I've got no reason to live.

Ross

Joey, omnipotent.

Joey

You are? I'm so sorry.

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