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Friends · Season 1, Episode 5

“The One with the East German Laundry Detergent” quotes from Friends

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“The One with the East German Laundry Detergent” · Season 1, Episode 5

In this episode: Chandler Bing (2), Ross Geller (2), Rachel Green (2), Phoebe Buffay (2), Joey Tribbiani (1)

It's amazing, okay? You just reach in there, there's just one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right? As far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?

Come on! You guys can pee standing up.

We can? All right, I'm trying that.

You know what blows my mind? Women can see breast whenever they want, you just look down and they are there! How you get any work done is beyond me.

You know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things and, like, not even care.

[Long Pause]

... Multiple Orgasms!

[Chandler and Phoebe both get ready to break up with their significant others.]

This is nice. We never do anything just the two of us.

It's great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car and run over some puppies.

[Ross draws his laundry detergent]

What is that?

Überweiss! It's new, it's German, it's Extra tough

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