OK, I'll tell you what Lindsay. I'll listen to this album and you can go to the concert if I don't find anything objectionable.
Thanks Dad. I'm sure it'll be fine.
Oh don't be so sure of yourself; I'll be listening to it backwards too!
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S1 E14Dead Dogs and Gym Teachers
I always say, girl plus car equals dead animal.
Are you copying Ken's homework?
Trying to. He writes like a mental patient.
[to Lindsay, about going to the concert] Alright, fine. Just keep those boys away from your accordion.
He's a gym teacher. There's no upward mobility.
S1 E15Noshing and Moshing
KMr. Kowchevski
Why don't you go pick on someone your own size. There's a bus in the parking lot.
JZJenna Zank
You know what punkers don't do? Call themselves punkers.
S1 E16Smooching and Mooching
By the way, that drummer you're listening to...
Yeah?
He's terrible!
What? That's Neil Peart, he's the greatest drummer alive!
Well, Neil Peart couldn't drum his way out of a paper bag.
Everyone looks cool in turtle necks. That's the point! We can't both wear them; we'll look like the Smothers Brothers!
Wow, that dinner smells good. Let me guess, meat?
You know what the difference is between you and Nick? You're my daughter. Every second you're out of this house... every second that I can't see you... or know what you're doing... it's... it's absolute torture for me.
Dad... I can't stay inside all the time...
I know...... Why not?
S1 E17The Little Things
It's Cindy. She's kind of boring. It's weird hanging out with her friends. And, I mean, all she wants to do is make out and stuff.
I'd kill to be that bored.
Everyone's a Democrat until they get a little money. Then they come to their senses!
S1 E18Discos and Dragons
All right, fine, I'll be a dwarf, but my name is Carlos.
Carlos the dwarf?
Yeah, you got a problem with that, Gorthon?
DDJ
Aren't you one of those guys who's always running in here yelling "Disco sucks?" What's the matter, cat got your bong, man? Is that how you learned to communicate? Running in here and yelling stuff? Is that what your precious "rock 'n' roll" teaches you?
No, it teaches me that disco sucks!!
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