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S1 E12

Freaks and Geeks · Season 1, Episode 12

Neal, Bill and others in “The Garage Door”

Neal

Tell you one thing, when I get married, I'm never going to cheat on my wife. Even if she gets old and fat.

Bill

I'd be happy just to get a wife. I don't think I want the kind that's gonna get old and fat.

Sam

I don't even know how you get one girl. How does anyone get two?

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