Neal quotes from Freaks and Geeks

Neal

Oh my god! I guess Elvis hasn't left the building.

Bill

It's a Parisian night suit in case you didn't know.

A Parisian! Ooh la la!

Neal

It's not a Parisian. It's a jumpsuit. My grandfather in Florida wears them all the time because he's too lazy to put on pants.

Neal

I'm just going to have my coffee now.

Bill

Is that before or after you shave?

Neal

Tell you one thing, when I get married, I'm never going to cheat on my wife. Even if she gets old and fat.

Bill

I'd be happy just to get a wife. I don't think I want the kind that's gonna get old and fat.

Sam

I don't even know how you get one girl. How does anyone get two?

Neal

So I wake up this morning, and guess what's sitting at the foot of my bed?

Bill

A turd?

Neal

Yes Bill, a turd.

Bill

Eew!

Neal

An Atari!

Sam

It's Cindy. She's kind of boring. It's weird hanging out with her friends. And, I mean, all she wants to do is make out and stuff.

Neal

I'd kill to be that bored.