[Guitierrez tries to find Freakazoid's weakness, so he pulls a green rock out of his cloak]
Behold, the purest Kryptonite. Feeling weak, my friend, oh so weak?
That's Superman's weakness, not mine!
Oh, that stupid man at the store! Well then, how about this! [pulls out a yellow pad of paper, and holds it in front of Freakazoid's face] Does the yellow hurt your eyes, my friend? Getting weak, oh so very weak?
That's the Green Lantern!
Oh, shoot! [throws it down] Then how 'bout some... [picks up a glass of water and throws it in Freakazoid's face] water in your face! Are you melting, melting, my friend?
Oh, we're wasting time. What is your weakness?
[scene switch to Freakazoid in a cage]
Dumb, dumb, dumb! Never tell the villain how to trap you in a cage!
You probably shouldn't have helped us build it, either.
So... graphite bars charged with negative ions. That is your weakness, eh?
You know, it's a funny thing. Nobody likes poo gas, my friend. Blagh!
I saw this once on an after school special. Mary & Sally, best friends. They did absolutely everything together. Then one day, Mary fell in with the "wrong crowd" and Mary didn't have time for Sally anymore. Sally would say, "Wanna go play a game or pretend we're kitties?" And Mary would say, "Uh-uh, I'm in with the wrong crowd!" Sally was so sad, that she ran home, climbed up a tree and started eating cookies. A ton of cookies. She got huge. Huge! HUGE! HUGE! Got any cookies, Mike?
LMLeonard Maltin
Hi, I'm Leonard Maltin. Y'know, many consider "The Island of Dr. Mystico" one of the most pointless Freakazoid! adventures ever made. Interestingly, critics first loved the episodes, but that changed when they found out it wasn't European. However, today's episode does contain some interesting performances. See if you can spot Emmit Nervend in a walk-on role as a salty dance hall shaunteuse. Also- [an oranguman barges onto the set and abducts him] No! For the love of humanity! AAH!
Whee-hee-hee-hee! I'm flying a plane! I'm flying a plane! Boy, being a pilot's really neato!
You're doing real good, ki- plane.
[Freakazoid and Cosgrove swerve to avoid oncoming plane.]
[Later on...]
[Freakazoid and Cosgrove swerve to avoid oncoming blimp.]
[Later on some more...]
[Freakazoid and Cosgrove swerve to avoid a huge copy of Brando.]
Who are you? What have you done with the others?!
There'll be time for questions later...
No there won't; the show's over in ten minutes!
WELL, IF YOU HADN'T WASTED ALL THAT TIME IN THE PLANE, I...!
[Mystico breaks abruptly from his rant and smiles at the camera.]
You will all be my guests for dinner. I trust you're hungry? I've made a casserole! Akbar! Ringo! Fatima! To the house! Schnell!
They called me mad! Insane! WENDELL! [jumping onto table and ranting] They barred me from the universities until I had no choice but to flee here to conduct my research! Well, who's crazy now, hmmmm?! Who's mad now?! Hmmmmmmmm?! [jumping back into his seat and speaking normally] Try the casserole, Freakazoid, before it gets cold.
[Freakazoid makes a "cuckoo" gesture to Cosgrove and Lobe]
That! You think I've got a clock in my head, don't you?!
FCFreakazoid, Cosgrove and Lobe
Ooh!
What have you done with Longhorn and Cave Guy?
Have patience. You'll be joining them soon enough! [laughs maniacally for a moment] Sorry, I just thought of something funny...
