Brilliantly deduced! Using the likes of Freakazoid, Caveguy, The Lobe, LEONARD MALTIN!, there'll be no stopping me!
[Lighting crashes.]
I'll build a private army of super apes and take over Cleveland!
Don't you mean the world?
I meant the world, yes... What did I say? Cleveland? I always do that.
FC Freakazoid, Cosgrove, Professor, and Villains
Ooh!
Now who wants to go first?
FC Freakazoid, Cosgrove, Professor, and Villains
[all pointing at each other] He does!
[Sparkle meows into Dr. Mystico's ear.]
Why didn't you do that before we got down here? I'll deal with you all shortly. Sparkle has to tinky.
[walking through sewers] What do they call "poo-gas" in Scotland?
Crud-vapors. I like that.
From what ya tell me, it sounds like you can only use your telekinetic powers when you're really angry!
Then I'll only use them when I'm really angry!
That's what I just said! Can you hear me or is there a wee goblin in your head eatin my words!?
I... don't think there's a goblin in there...
Why do I have to learn to move things with my mind?
Strength and speed will only take you so far, lad.
It got me a second season.
You can't count on that! Networks are fickle, they can drop you like a man with big oak fingers!
A vast river of woe is heading our way!
[seeing that Freakazoid mastered his levitation powers] By the soiled trousers of Argus! That lad's done it!
I think it was a big mistake to run in [this sci-fi convention]; this is frightening behavior in adults. I hope none of them touches me.
[Cave Guy bumps into someone cosplaying a Klingon (actually Freakazoid in disguise)]
C Cosplayer
[Says something in Klingon]
[Cosplayer looks confused, then understands and hands Cave Guy a 'Klingon to English' dictionary]
Oh dear, a Klingon-to-English dictionary. You, made up a little language based off a TV show. That's not right!
CP Cos-player
[Says another phrase in Klingon while buddying up with Cave Guy]
[Cave Guy runs out of the convention screaming and leaps into a manned police car]
Take me to jail, please! A Klingon is after me.
A Announcer
Of course, this whole fight is just busy filler because our main episode came up short on footage. Great planning around here, huh?
Joe, what are you doing?!
A Announcer
I'm tired of trying to cover for other people's mistakes!
You've been getting a real attitude lately.
You could be replaced by an intern, or maybe the announcer from Earthworm Jim !
Yeah. Now stop buttin' in and stick to the copy!
[Freakazoid spends several off-camera minutes throwing himself at the invisible villain Invisibo, leaving him exhausted.]
Y-you give up yet? Say, "Uncle Jimbo's flying poodles" and I'll go easy on ya.
I Invisibo
Uncle Jimbo- wait, I'm winning.
[Invisibo hurls Freakazoid through a wall.]
I Invisibo
Farewell, you clownish being. When I again rule all, perhaps I'll keep you about as a jester, or a chimp, or something.
[A large e-mail window appears]
EM E-mail client
You've got some nice e-mail!
Mail, for me? [Presses button, then reading] To Freakazoid, from Mandy Triceratops of Columbia University. My question concerns Pearl Jam. When will they appear on your show? Sincerely, Mandy. P.S. I am majoring in all the knowledge ever acquired throughout history. [Hauls window off-camera]
Those Columbia kids are pretty smart.
Huh, they sure are! Mandy, not to rain on your girlish hopes but Pearl Jam will never appear on this program because they would want money .
One: Norm Abram is missing. Two:...
W Woman
They took Norm! They kidnapped Norm Abram! AND I WAS NEXT!
Don't do it, Guitierrez! Remember when you were a nice guy.
NA Norm Abram
YOU'RE AN EVIL MAN! [last line of the series]
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