BBThe Bus Boy
Here! I've found him.
That's still not my date.
BBThe Bus Boy
Well, of... [gasps as he sees Freakazoid as Judge Lance Ito] Your Honor, I'm so sorry.
[depressedly] Me too. See ya.
BBThe Bus Boy
I THINK I'M GOING CRAZY!
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[very depressed in a monotone way] Freak In. [shifts into Bette Milder] Oh, freak out. [shifts back into Freakazoid]
MMedulla
That is one happy man.
Oh, we've been at this all day! I hate this.
I know, kid, but it's tradition. No superhero can refuse any request on their birthday.
CCaption
IMPORTANT PLOT POINT
Cosgrove, are you positive that's a superhero tradition?
What, ya think I'm fibbing? I'm a fibby-boy? I heard it somewhere. Talk to the other superheroes if you don't believe me.
I can't. They're all away at some conference.
CCaption
ANOTHER IMPORTANT PLOT POINT
I'm wearing blue socks.
CCaption
NOT IMPORTANT
If you put baking soda and vinegar together, they make a little volcano!
CCaption
NOT IMPORTANT... BUT INTERESTING
NNeighbor
Hey! What are you doing!?
I'm fulfilling your request; I'm mowing your lawn.
NNeighbor
While the Lobe's attacking everybody?! Go get him already! What are you, wacko?
WWWakko Warner
No, I'm Wakko! [starts singing] Baton Rouge, Louisiana / Indianapolis, Indiana, / And Columbus is the capitol of Ohio-
HEY! Wakko, what are you doing here? We're kind of in the middle of something.
WWakko
Oh, it's OK! Steven loves it when we do stuff like this. After all, Animaniacs is his favorite.
Uh, sorry to break this to you, Wakko, but if I'm not mistaken, Freakazoid! is Steven's favorite show. We got a memo.
BBrain
Ahem. I believe you're both mistaken. It is the sophisticated wit and charm of Pinky and the Brain that has captured Steven's heart, as well as making it the breakaway hit of the WB's schedule.
Well, why don't we just go find out?!
[Later, at the Amblin Entertainment building, they continue to argue.]
SSSteven Spielberg
QUIET! Now what's this about?
First of all, Steven, thank you very much for taking the time to meet with us. We realize you're very busy, and-
BBrain
Oh, just ask him!
We were just wondering... who's your favorite?
SSSteven Spielberg
Who are you people?
Well, what about [the Superhero Codebook]?
There isn't any such thing as a Superhero Codebook, is there?! You made it all up! You made up all those rules! YOU FIBBED! YOU'RE A FIBBY-BOY!
[chuckles] Freakazoid, really, you're completely delusional. Whatever gave you a silly ridiculous idea like that?
THIS! [holds up scrap of paper from the book] "Copyright Lobe Industries"!
I knew I shouldn't have put that on there! Dumb, dumb, dumb!
AAnnouncer
[if the show hypothetically ended short] Since this week's episode ended early, I'll recite some of my favorite naughty limericks. I'm sure you'll find them pleasing and saucy. There once was a woman from Bristow...
I want a can of hash and some coffee.
Ay, that's the master chip. If I can disconnect it, the system will be as helpless as a man with big apples for feet!
One thing still bothers me. How come Vucanova has got such a rotten government?
Because individual liberty is the key to good government. A good example might be your local Anubis Market.
Where customers are free to experience quality and service.
Aye, Steff. And to choose low prices without fear or coercion.
PJProf. Jones
I rest easier knowing that Anubis Markets are a division of Osiris Foods.
EEveryone
Food so good, you can eat it!
What can I say? It kept me on the air for another season.
[Cosgrove is trying to put on his VR Helmet when a gamer helps him]
GGamer
There man, like, you were all fouled up, and now you're cool, in the butt, haha, awesome.
You're saying strange things. Stop it.
You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb. By the way, there a heavy pillar rolling at you, I'd take care of that if I were you.
I can handle a pillar.
Don't let me fall into nothingness! I won't be happy there!
Few people would.
Freakazoid! Why's it taking us so long to fall?!
'Cause it's funny!
No it's not, it's just stupid! It's as dumb as that Handman episode!
HBHero Boy
I Must Succeed!
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