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Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to Foster's?

GGeezer

What's that?

Foster's! I need to get to Foster's!

GGeezer

Flatsberg's, you say?

[getting annoyed] Foster's! Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends!

GGeezer

Flatsberg's Cone for Mackinary Hens?

Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends!

GGeezer

Flatsberg's Gnome Floor in Mackin' Harry's Pants?

Foster's… Home… For… Imaginary… Friends!

GGeezer

Flatsberg's Foamy Foreign Asian Dairy Plants?

Foster's…

GGeezer

Flatsberg's…

Home…

GGeezer

Dome…

For…

GGeezer

Wharf…

Imaginary…

GGeezer

Engaged Blueberry…

FRIENDS!

GGeezer

Soup!

[Bloo screams in frustration and walks away]

GGeezer

Ahh yourself.

Lousy conscience. I'm never gonna win the race with these annoying morals. How can I be faster without cheating? [looks up at a blast off energy drink billboard] Sweet! [gets an energy drink can from the vending machine and drinks all of it] Huh. That's weird. Normally, sugar makes me- [starts going sugar-crazy] Uh-oh. I immediately regret this decision!

[after throwing Lego-like bricks at the police] Those people wobble here, but they don't try to fall down!

[On a rainy night, a family couple carries a yellow toy chest with chains around it and put it in the car trunk and hug afterwards]

LBLittle Boy

Mother? Father?

LBLittle Boy's Mother

[picks him up and hugs him] It's okay, sweetie. You're safe now.

LBLittle Boy's Father

I'm taking it to a big place for one reason why it can't keep you away from us anymore. Everything's going to be all right.

[over the speaker, which startled Frankie out of bed] Miss Frances. It's 7:15 A.M. You're late.

[In the hallways, Frankie is walking to every bedroom door and knocking, reminding all of the imaginary friends to wake up]

Rise and shine, Murphy and Durphy. Breakfast in 10. [closes the door and walks over to another bedroom door] Morning, Clambake, Cy, and Jimmy Shoes. Almost anther time for breakfast.

[inside of the bedroom] Uh, Frankie...

No worries. I hereby saw you running out last night. [throws a round roll of toilet paper in the room off-screen and closes the door]

[We now see the outside window views of Frankie walking to another door]

FNFlutter Nutter

[inside of the bedroom] Uh, Frankie...

[interrupts] Clean socks... Don't match. Told you I wouldn't forget. [closes the door, walks to and knocks on another, and wakes up another best friend of his favorite] Good morning, Jackie. Got your eyedrops.

[notices the chained-up toy chest sitting in front of the door after Frankie tripped on it] What's this?

I don't know. Someone just left it here.

[reads the note] "Imaginary friend inside: Do not try to open."

What?! Who could try to lock a friend in a trunk? How awful!

[clicks tongue] Miss Frances, that sign is an explicit instruction.

So?

Must I remind you what we do with explicit instructions, young lady?

[as purple puppy] But I don't understand. You ate my own crumpets!

No. I only pretended too. Because I like to see one thing you do know about me. I'm...not allowed...to eat...sugar!

Bloo, there is no king, police officer, hero, or puppy. There's just one face, and it takes over different bodies.

That's correct. I'm everything, I'm everywhere, I'm everyplace, I'm everyone, I'm everybody, I'm everytime, I'm everyhow.

No, you're not. You're just one guy, and you're only one person who can go to one place in one manner at one thing at one time.

EEveryone

But Frankie, we need you!

[Then they will plead Frankie to come with them, as they remind her of the other stuff she did for them]

Sí. And I is miss how you sew my beanie baggie when they rip- so the beanies they don't fall out of the baggie!

I'm sorry, but I miss how you pump my basketballs so they were always just wright!

I know how you helped with my homework! I may if it's like a really long math problem!

Cococococococococococo!

Besides, who's gonna make us Frankie Foster's famous flinginberry butter-drenched toast?!

[realizes; misunderstanding] Oh, I get it. You didn't rescue me and everyone knows you missed me. You missed all of the other stuff for you!

What? No, we-

Well, you can forget it! I'm sick of taking care of everyone and everything and never getting a thoughtful word of thanks, an ounce of help, or a tiny LITTLE SMIDGEN OF RESPECT! [she walks to the door] You guys are just like Mr. Herriman! I'm just a servant to you! Well, guess what?! In this world, I'm one person who's taken care of, [sheds into angry tears] and THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT! [angrily slams the door behind her as she leaves]

No! Frankie, wait! [goes after her, but as he tries to open the door, someone tries to block their favorite sides, it's World, possessing a sorcerer body]

[infuriated] Nobody upsets my Princess Frankie! [tries to point his favorite staff at the gang with unconscious gas] You never should come here! Feel ready to say goodbye to Frankie FOREVER!

You guys, what about Frankie?

[squats down] I'm sorry, Mac, but we're just gonna have to face the facts. Frankie doesn't want to come back to Foster's. [stands back up on his own feet; sadly] I guess she doesn't wanna take care of us anymore. [leaves the attic]

[Mac sits down, sad and alone]

I assure you, I shall tend to your requests once I try to complete trying to mop this- Doh! [many imaginary friends walk by, making the floor dirty again] It's ruined! Oh, very well. I shall simply begin again.

No trying to mope till I get my sandwich!

BBBelly Bob Norton

I want clean underwear!

[Mr. Herriman tries to get the mop back, but the imaginary friends kept passing the mop over and over again, until they talk about their problem, as he starts getting really enraged, his monocle cracks]

ENOUGH! I'm sick of taking care of everyone and everything and never getting a word of thanks, an ounce of help, or a tiny LITTLE SMIDGEN OF RESPECT! [all the imaginary friends are completely shocked to hear him say that; calmly] That's Miss Francis' favorite job. [then furious] And I demand to remember that she take it back! Now, where is that lazy girl?! [hops away, as Jackie made a mop into a sandwich and eats it]

Mmm. Not bad.

[picks up the paper airplane and finds the shrunken gang in it] Guys? What happened to you? [the shrunken gang tell her what happened with their high-pitched voices] He did what?!

[The room starts to shake and Frankie turns to an enraged World]

[infuriated] I bet you're gonna take it back now, aren't you?

Take what back?

That you're never gonna leave me alone. You were so mad at me because everyone knows I did something bad. But I didn't! Your friends are just trying to take you away from me! Just like them.

"Them?" Them who?

They took him away from me and left me here alone.

Your kid's parents.

And now you're gonna leave, too! I know it!

No, I'm not.

LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE!!!

Aha! There you are, Miss Francis!

Mr. Herri-

[stops her from talking] Now, where is this toy chest friend? [hops angrily over to World] You, young man, are a bad, bad, bad, bad, bad boy! Luring a naive, young woman into to this silly little imaginary world and keeping her from her duties! Tsk, tsk, tsk. Shame on you! Now, I'm taking Miss Frances and those unsupported whimper-snappers over here back to their wrightful home! And you, young man, you are going to stay here in this toy chest, alone! And think long and hard about what you have done before or once or since! [pushing Frankie and the other people away]

Ow, ow, ow! Mr. Herriman. You have no idea, what you just did-

I know very well what I'm doing, young lady.

[becoming incredibly enraged with hatred as his castle melts] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! GIVE HER TO ME! GIVE HER TO ME! NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! FRANKIE IS MINE! MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE!

Good heavens! What's happening?!

YOU PEEVED HIM OFF, THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING!

[World's castle is about to try to fall down, lava erupts, Frankie and the other people escape to World's Imagination]

NO! NO! GIVE HER BACK TO ME!

[They continue to run as they go across obstacles and they fall across, and they run as the ground shatters, and they continue to run as the world begins to go out of control]

NOOOOOOOOOO! [turns background into shapes and nightmares] SHE NEEDS TO STAY! WITHOUT HER, MY OWN WORLD IS EMPTY! AND I'M NOTHING!

[Then the world turns into a white void while the others running]

Good grief! Are we getting anywhere?!

I don't know! Just keep running!

Look!

[They spot a scribbled tree in the distance]

Yes! This is the tree I wrote on before people learn I first got here! That means the entrance is...

AAll

Up there!

[looks at the tree, reading what Frankie wrote; offended] Well, I never!

Oh, yes, you have!

Ay-Yi-Yi! Why do I always need to get on the bottom?!

[Frankie and the others are climbing to reach the entrance]

Just higher...

We're gonna make it! We're gonna make it!

[echoing] NO! YOU CAN'T TAKE HER! I SHAN'T LET YOU! I WON'T LET YOU!

[Then the shaking causes the gang to fall off and the stuff blows away as Frankie and the others try to hold on until it stops]

Is everybody okay? Is everyone okay?

[Screams]

Did you try to hurt yourself?!

[Screams]

Did you break something?!

[Screams]

Is it your arm?!

[Screams]

Is it your leg?!

[Screams]

Cocococo?!

[Screams]

Oh, for goodness sake! What's it?!

[World, possessing a dragon-like monster toy body appears behind them and roars in fury]

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