But I want to be part of the team.
Good. Go polish the balls, go shine the shoes, go get some nachos. Wait, you're a smart kid. Go keep score, just don't bowl!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Keep score? Thanks a lot. Dumb computer does all of it.
BPBowling Paul
Life is like a narrow road. You can walk on right, you can walk on left, or you can walk down the other middle.
Isn't walking down the middle of the road dangerous?
BPBowling Paul
Well, duh. In walking, totally dangerous. You could get hit by a car earlier or something. But in bowling, the middle of the road is the path to victory.
Sweet, sweet victory.
Okay, that's it. I am putting my foot down. It's game time for the Wilt man. No people themselves.
[washing Madame Foster's car in the rain] Well, you wanna have a clean car.
[honking] Less talks, more muscles!
That's it. Next person who asks me for something's getting a big, fat, n-
OOld Lady
Excuse me, tall molasses, mind helping a young lady across the street?
Wilt. Those aren't peppers and salts here. These aren't salts and vinegar flavors there. I only eat peppers and salts and I only eat salts and vinegar flavors. I can't eat those. I can't eat these. [throws the chips on the floor and crushes them]
Bloo, try to clean that stuff up.
Why? It's Wilt's fault. Besides, he loves trying to clean up messes everywhere. Don't you, Wilt?
GSGregory's Mom
We can't take it anymore. We're getting rid of him.
Yes, yes, of course. For now, we need to have some procedures to follow, paperwork or not. Can you explain why you can no longer see it for Bendy?
GSGregory's Dad
He's a troublemaker, I tell you, an instigator!
Troublemaker? What does he need to do?
GSGregory's Mom
Ugh, what does he need to do? Writing on the walls, gum under the table, cookies missing from the jar.
Really?
GSGregory's Dad
Softballs through windows, mysterious long distance charges, missing power tools. Every single rule in the house broken, every single day.
I see, and you've witness Bendy committing these transgressions?
GSGregory's Mom
Well, no, but our son, Gregory has.
I see. Master Gregory, may I speak to your favorite parents alone if not, please?
GSGregory's Dad
Go on, son.
[Gregory leaves the office and waits outside]
Sir, Madame, we need to see this sort of thing anyhoo. Have you considered that perhaps it is not Bendy performing these acts there, but your favorite son instead?
GSGregory's Parents
What?!
What he means is, sometimes, kids blame their imaginary friends for things they've done themselves. You know, 'cause they don't want to get in trouble. It's very common really.
GSGregory's Mom
Well, I assure you that our own favorite son did never lie to us! Why the nerve!
GSGregory's Dad
Come, Gregory.
BBendy
But, but, I didn't do anything. You wanna believe me, I never did any of those things. I swear.
Oh, we believe you, Bendy.
Humans can feel cruel.
You guys, too?
Coco.
Sí.
Uh-huh.
Don't tell me. Bendy?
Coco.
'Sí.
Uh-huh.
If you think I'm trying to clean this mess, YOU MAY SEE ANOTHER THING COMING!!!
Bloo! You flooded the house!
Yeah, but Bendy took a cookie!
[Mr. Herriman shakes his head in disbelief and Frankie facepalms in annoyance]
[shows up at the flooded house; sighs] Bloo, what did you do?
[offscreen] BENDY DID IT!
I’m going to the Ice Charades, I’m going to the Ice Charades!
Azul!
Coco!
We’re trying to sleep!
Sorry. [Whispers] I’m going to the Ice Charades, I’m going to the Ice Charades!
[Bloo continues to sing "I’m going to the Ice Charades, I’m going to the Ice Charades!" the next day, annoying everyone in the house, except Eduardo, who is still sad he is not going to the Ice Charades. Cut to a scene where two Friends are watching the basketball game, but Bloo’s singing causes them to change the channel to a program where Bloo is still singing his song. Cut to a scene where Bloo is still singing until the doorbell rings]
I’m going to the front-door Charades!
[addressing his doubles] I am Bloo, and you are my minions! Wahahahahaha! [clones laugh] Alone, you are nothing but cheap knockoffs of a really cool dude, but together, we are stronger than any army! And I think we all know what you must do. That's right! We must sing the theme from the Ice Charades in one hundred-part harmony!
[inside the community room]
BBloos
Oh, Ice Charades, you're so icy and fun!
Oh, Ice Charades, it's not the capade one!
Oh, Ice Charades, every year comes to town!
Oh, Ice Charades, get your money back if a skater falls!
BBBig Bloo
DOWN!
HOLY. GUAC. AMOLE.
Take five, everyone.
Bloo, what have you done?! Have you been playing with Mac's chemistry set again?
Yes, Frankie, yes I have, but that's not where these handsome devils came from. They were imagined up by kids in Mac's class after they saw me! Aren’t they great?
Hi, Bloo. Ready to go to the Ice Charades?
CDComically Deep-Voiced Bloo
Who are you?
[screams] Who are you and what have you done with my friend?!
Oh, I see you've met Comically Deep-Voiced Bloo.
Come and get the taste sensation that's sweeping the nation! The chocolate confection that's baked to perfection! The homemade concoction that's free of dioxin! [pause] What, dioxins? They're any of several carcinogenic or duratogenic tetracyclic hydrocarbons that incurs impurities in petroleum-derived herbicides, like meat and dairy products. [pause] They're bad for you! [The crowd cheers]
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