I won't let you hurt Bloo!
Who said anything about hurting Bloo?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[as Berry rolls him to the tracks while strapped to the giant rubber band ball] Uh, what are you doing, Berry?
Bloo and I have a date with destiny. And you have a date with… demise!
[angry about Boomer, while he has Bloo's tickets] You...Bono! Those are my tickets!
BBoomer
It's Boomer. And now they're mine.
You have to? So who are you taking please be me, please be me, please be me, please be me, please be me!
[Madame Foster had the keys to Boomer for a ride]
Need a ride?
BBoomer
Yeah, cool!
[Boomer runs along with Madame Foster to take a ride, Bloo stammers alone in the mansion]
ZFZombie Foster
Eduardo, come here and safe me. I am not a Zombie yet.
Paco?
Oh, come on, he's not that-
[Eduardo disappears and Zombie Foster bites Eduardo's arm]
You gave Mac candy, a lot of it! We may have been joking, but you've let loose a real monster! A sugar-crazed monster, on Halloween!
My idea, my idea, this was all my idea. Whoop! Whoop! Yeah! Woo-hoo!
Oh, really?
I meant Ed. Ed did it! His fault!
Uh-huh? Mac, get him out of my sight.
My pleasure. [takes Bloo away; annoyed] I told you it was a stupid idea.
Shut up.
PPeas
[offscreen] Oh no. Not today!
[She walks to Cheese] Cheese, how many times do I have to tell you? You don't live here! Go home!
PPeas
[to Cheese] Yeah!
[He just stands there with a short silence, inhales] Okay. [He walks away and Frankie and Peas watches him leave]
Blue Blazes!
[Mr Herriman is suprised and sees Bloo in his bed]
And so it begins. [Bloo puts Mr. Herriman in a sack and kidnaps him]
[after hanging out with Bloo at Tijuana, where the two are situated by a cliff near the city] So Master Blooregard, are you ready to relent allow me return to Fosters' and my beloved binky back?
No! I can break you... I know I can!
[Bloo faces Mr. Herriman]
You will have fun even if it he kills me!
Oh now you've gone too far, as much as I've disliked our extended excursion, I do not wish you to sacrifice yourself in order to please me.
It is an expression geez! you take everything you do seriously! You take yourself way to seriously, you need to learn how to laugh at yourself.
[Flashback to Mac walking along the street]
[voiceover] I was walking along, laying low like you said, and that's when I started seeing them. [hears a bicycle bell ring and turns to see two librarians riding on a bicycle, pedaling towards him] LIBRARIANS! THEY WERE EVERYWHERE! That's when I ran! I ran as fast as I could, I never stopped! I don't even know how I made it here, what beasts! It was horrible! If they had caught me, I would've been– I would've been– who knows what would have happened?!
[annoyingly walks over to Coco, hugging her mop] Coco! How many times do I have to tell you, my mop does not want to go out with you! Shoo! Shoo!
No fair, you can't load your squirt gun with mud!
Sorry, Mac! You shouldn't have brought a water pistol to a mud fight! [gets some mud thrown at his face]
Mud grenade!
[They laugh while throwing mud at each other, back and forth]
CEASE FIRE! [gets her face covered in mud; steaming up angrily] That's it. [grabs her mop, lets out a battle cry, and chases them around the foyer]
YOU!
Me?
I know you became up no good, Master Blooregard!
Me?! But it was all of them! They pulled a PRANK ON ME! I'm totally innocent!
[Points at Wilt, Eduardo and Coco looked tired while trying to watch TV]
Oh, please, Master Blooregard, three of these people did never do anything wrong unless you make them. [faces Bloo] You expect me to believe THEY'RE the other causes of all of this?!
[Cut to Wilt, Eduardo and Coco looked tired while trying to watch TV]
Yes! I didn't do anything! I'm totally innocent!
[Door knocks and Mr. Herriman tries to open it to a room service for Bloo]
SServicer
Room service for, uh, Bloo?
THAT DOES IT! [takes Bloo to somewhere] I am putting you some reason why you can try to cause no tomfoolery!
You felt all of it wrong! It was them... them I'm telling you! they tried to prank me with the door and the bucket! You're letting them getting away from it! I'm innocent, innocent I tell you!
[laughs after seeing this on ViewTube] Hahaha. Works every time.
Come on, Mac, let's go.
See you later, Bloo. Light off, right?
Ow.
EEverybody
Water Park! WOO!
So what? Let him go! Let him get there before me! Who cares if he wins or not? what's he gonna do? Gloat? Dance around like a dope? Call me, a loser, slowpoke, turtle, Mr. Molasses? [breaks into a speed-walk] Who cares? He can call me what he wants! Not like it bothers me. Nope! Not one bit. [breaks into a slow jog] I'm absolutely fine with him never, ever letting it go for the rest of our lives! And I'm totally cool with hearing the story of the great race and how he ran 2 million miles in 8 seconds leaving me in the dust panicked and wheezing in the pathetic heat! [panting] Then, when I'm an old man on my deathbed, Bloo will watch and wait for me to kick it, and when I do he'll be all, "I win! I outlived Grandpa Turtle!", which has been his name for me for the past twenty years, and there's nothing I can do, because I will quite literally NEVER LIVE THIS DAY DOWN!
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