Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends quotes

Eduardo

Um, who are we meeting with again?

Frankie

We're not meeting with anybody, it's called a "Swap Meet." It's where people go to sell... [sarcastically referring to all the objects in the bus] a few things.

Madame Foster

Hey! How else are we gonna have room in the house for all the junk we're gonna buy unless we unload all this junk on some unsuspecting sap?

Bloo

Yeah, but why do we have to go so early? Better yet, why do we have to go at all?

Mac

Aw, come on, Bloo. Try and have a better attitude. It'll be fun! There's all kinds of cool things to buy.

Frankie

Yeah, you might find something you really like. [Bloo falls down his seat]

Mac

Yeah, like a brain. [Everyone laughs except Bloo]

Frankie

No, seriously, they have those. In little glass jars.

Madame Foster

[shows Bloo the brain in a glass jar] Ten bucks!

Frankie

We're gonna go try and find some early-bird specials. And don't try what you tried last time. Remember, we still need to get home.

Madame Foster

Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. [mischievously hangs a "For Sale" sign on the Foster's bus as the others leave; Wilt is taking out all the objects one at a time] Careful with that, Wilt. It's an antique.

Frankie

[shows up and takes the $100 bill out of Eduardo's hands] What is going on?!

Eduardo

I found it on the ground, but I don't know what to do with it.

Frankie

[to everyone; sharply] You should all be ashamed of yourselves!

Mac

Hey, Ed, we're really sorry about what happened earlier at the Swap Meet.

Madame Foster

Seems we really lost our heads.

Mr. Herriman

Shameful business and all that... yes.

Bloo

[walking up to Madame Foster as an elder] Are you ready to leave yet? I've got to get to the Vomit Comet before Mac! [turns her chair around, revealing her skeleton]

Madame Foster

Oh, no! There'll be no leaving. In fact, you won't be leaving ever again, buddy! [cackles evilly]

Bloo

[pounding on the door, desperately trying to get Mac's attention] MAC! MAC! HEY, OVER HERE! BUDDY!

Mac

[points to him] Ha!

Bloo

MAC, YOU GET OVER HERE AND HELP ME THIS INSTANT! MADAME FOSTER HAS ME TRAPPED IN HERE! YOU GOTTA SAVE ME!

Bloo

It's... It's... [Frankie smacks Bloo with a board] Ow!

Frankie

Bloo! I said it's time to go. Now get on the bus!

Bloo

No! You can't make me! I'm meant to be in here!

[to his Hispanic girlfriend] What was it you used to say? "Usted huele muy mal". And I was the fool who believed you.

Bloo

That all you got?

Mr. Herriman

No, there's one more.

Mr. Herriman

Oh, she's not imprisoned, she just says that so people will do her chores for her.

Frankie

So sue me.

Wilt

Wow, sorry. Was singing that bad?

Fluffer Nutter

That's it! [throws drumsticks] There aren't going to be any shark uniforms, instrument changes, cats, or anything like that! We are "Pizza party!"

Bloo

Right right. We are Pizza Party. And...?

Fluffer Nutter

No, Bloo, we are! And Bloppy Pants is our singer!

Bloo

Bloppy Pants?!

Um...yeah. I'm...I'm...I'm- I'm the singer. Sorry, Bloo. [Walks away to the Pizza Party]

Bloo

What're you saying?

You...Um...[whispering] not part of the um... uh-band.

Bloo

Whaaaat? But why?

[talking normally] Well, i-i-it's just because... well...

Yogi Boo Boo

YOU RUINED EVERYTHING! [covers his mouth] Oops!

Bloo

Ruin everything?! Whaaaa!? but-

Fluffer Nutter

No buts, Bloo. We're sorry, but you are out.

Actually, um... You never quite were [clears throat] in.

Bloo

I- Well, that's the other manner all of you feel?

YES!

Bloo

Fine! [knocks down the microphone on his favorite side out] I didn't want to be in your crummy band anyhow! [slams the door and sits outside]

Frankie

NEVER AGAIN! No concerts, EVER!!!

Mac

[angrily enters an ice cream shop and places a quarter on the counter] Give me a hot fudge sundae and make it a double…scoop.

Mac

[angry about Bloo, while on a sugar rush] That two-timing no-good times-twoer! I know what I'm gonna do! I'll confront him! Yeah, yeah! I'll totally be all "Hey, Bloo, you stink!" And then Bloo will be all "Oh yeah?! Well, tough beans - Barry doesn't think I stink, he thinks I smell awesome!" "How could you do this to me?! We were supposed to be best friends!" "Best friends come and go! And I'm tired of you, Barry's my best friend now!" "Oh yeah?! Well maybe I should just go over to that blankety-blankety Barry's house and show him a thing or two!" "Nah, don't bother! We're having too much fun with all the gazillions of super-awesome state-of-the-art toys! Plus, you probably couldn't find him in his ginormous mansion of expensive humongousness!" "But I trusted you!" "A leopard can't count its spots!" [losing steam] "A leopard can't change its spots, Bloo! A leopard can't change its spots..." "Yes, that's what I said..."