Mac in “Unfinished Business”

Mac

So what? Let him go! Let him get there before me! Who cares if he wins or not? what's he gonna do? Gloat? Dance around like a dope? Call me, a loser, slowpoke, turtle, Mr. Molasses? [breaks into a speed-walk] Who cares? He can call me what he wants! Not like it bothers me. Nope! Not one bit. [breaks into a slow jog] I'm absolutely fine with him never, ever letting it go for the rest of our lives! And I'm totally cool with hearing the story of the great race and how he ran 2 million miles in 8 seconds leaving me in the dust panicked and wheezing in the pathetic heat! [panting] Then, when I'm an old man on my deathbed, Bloo will watch and wait for me to kick it, and when I do he'll be all, "I win! I outlived Grandpa Turtle!", which has been his name for me for the past twenty years, and there's nothing I can do, because I will quite literally NEVER LIVE THIS DAY DOWN!