Penny Morris quotes from Fireman Sam

F-O-R--

--E-S-T-F-I-R-T. What's a "Forest Firt"?

FOREST FIRE!!!

That's not good.

And now for the grand opening!

It is with great honor and privilege, that I, the esteemed Chief Fire Officer Boyce now declare Pontypandy's new fire station open! [he snips the yellow ribbon open and civilians cheering once again] Thank you everyone! Now, help yourself to Bronwyn's fine buffet, while I show the firefighter friends their new home! [he now takes his colleagues inside while civilians began feasting] As you can see, you can now park all your fire vehicles in the station.

Oh look! Mercury's inside now!

There's even room for two more.

Well, you never know you might want to expand.

Oh look! The station doesn't only have one pole, it has two! We can slide down at the same time! Penny!

Two poles seems a bit nice for us just four.

Ah-ha! That's because I have a very special surprise lined up for you! Firefighter Arnold McKinley... [A male firefighter slides down the left hand pole and salutes] ...and Firefighter Ellie Philips! [A female firefighter slides down the right hand pole and smiles] New members of the Pontypandy Fire Service! They just finished their training at the Newtown Academy, and they didn't top off their class.

Excellent!

Wow! A 4 wheel drive, longitudinal front engine, six cylinder, high compression turbo diesel! I can't wait to get behind the wheel of that!

I don't understand a word he just said, Sam.

He's talking about Jupiter, Elvis.

I am looking forward to learning for the best-- Fireman Sam! [he handshakes with Sam]

Why, thank you, Arnold.

Teacher's pet.

Now for the rest of the tour. [The gang went outside.] Oh, ha ha. With these additional fire hydrants, you'll be able to fill up Jupiter and Venus like never before, and you can use them while you're training at the training tower! There's even one for sticky foam.

Oh, I love sticky foam. [Elvis switches on the hydrant and water splashes all over him, not sticky foam. Then Sam switches the water off.] Phew!

Don't worry, Elvis. It will all take a bit of getting used to.

Now onto the control room. [The gang went to the control room.]

Cridlington, will you please stop squelching?

I'm sorry, sir. I can't help it, I got my pants all wet.

This is our all-new computerized control system. Watch this.

Pontypandy. Overview.

Who said that?!

It was the screen, Cridlington.

The alien has landed.

Buck Douglas is gonna love this!

We'll definitely be official Buck Douglas space spotters now!

I don't think we will.

BUCK DOUGLAS!?!!!???

He's off the telly!

But if Buck Douglas is the little green man, who is--, I mean--, what if he--, but he--, if he's on the-- Right, I don't understand.

Buck Douglas has been camping out in the woods and faking all the alien sightings in Pontypandy, Elvis.

He's been flying drones around to look like spaceships, just like Joe and Bella's pizza delivery ones! They used to say "batteries", that's how I worked it out. HE'S JUST A BIG LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He must've been doing that all over the country.

AND he's been getting us to buy his STUPID book so he look at all the right places...

...which is why he gets sightings of aliens from his show...

...and more people watching it.

Well done, Norman. You've found the truth.

Well, I knew it was out there somewhere, Sam.

Is there anything you like to say to the people of Pontypandy, Mr. Douglas?!

This is so... not spacetastic. [He puts his hand to his face.]

You can say that again.

We don't need to be official "Buck Douglas" space spotters! I'm going to start my own show: "Norman Price, Alien Finder"!

Ha-ha-ha! Come on everyone! Let's get back to Pontypandy.

I'll have my own coat, my own hat, a special alien scanner, and my own book about how you really find aliens, not made-up ones, real alien! [Norman Price continues talking as his voice trails and camera pans up to end the movie]