Scenes with Norman Price 48
[Sarah and James are seen leaving Bella's café holding ice creams]
Wish it'd rain and cool me down.
[Just as they start leaving, they're suddenly squirted with water]
[She got her answer as the twins see Norman on the bridge with his joker soaker]
NPNorman Price
Jokers the name, soaking's my game.
[He then runs off laughing]
[Scene fades to Norman with his joker soaker trying to sneak away, but is caught by Sarah and James]
[They suddenly stop dead in their tracks as Norman points his joker soaker at them]
NPNorman Price
Just you try it, go on, make my day.
[He pulls the trigger, but only a small amount of water comes out]
NPNorman Price
Yikes, I've run out of water.
[Norman quickly runs away with Sarah and James hot on his heels]
[Norman finds Dusty with his head between the railings and panting]
NPNorman Price
Right Dusty, reach for the sky.
[Scene quickly changes to Sarah and James still looking for Norman]
He won't get away this time.
[Scene changes back to Norman about to fire his joker soaker at Dusty, but stops when he realises something's wrong]
NPNorman Price
Dusty? Are you all right? Golly, you are well and truly stuck, aren't you? You're tongue looks drier than a ready salted crisp, I'll fix that, [points is joker soaker at Dusty's mouth] watch out tongue, watch out gums, open up, hear it comes! [fires his joker soaker at Dusty and he has a nice cool drink] steady now.
There he is! [Snatches the joker soaker off Norman] this is the last time you waste water in hot weather.
We're handing this over to Uncle Sam.
NPNorman Price
No, don't, I need it for Dusty.
NPNorman Price
It's true, just look at him, he's really poorly stuck there with nothing to drink [takes his joker soaker back from Sarah] gimme the joker soaker Sarah! [resumes squirting] There you go boy, sorry I nabbed your water before.
Come on, we've got to get Dusty out of there.
I didn't know your mam had treasure hidden in her shop.
NPNorman Price
Me neither.
[Mandy opens the door and Norman along with the Beep-o-matic go inside, followed by Mandy, once in the shop, all metal grocery items start flying off the shelfs]
NPNorman Price
but mam, it's only Sam's amazing Beep-o-matic.
Hmm, ohh! I don't care, get that magnetic menace out of here.
[Norman turns it off and everything the Beep-o-matic has collected falls to the ground]
NPNorman Price
Sorry mam.
[Norman and Mandy leave the shop, they try to sneak away but run into Penny]
Hello there. Where are you two going?
NPNorman Price and Mandy Flood
Just up the mountain.
[Scene opens at night at Dilys' Cut Price Store and Sam is driving Jupiter passed, at that moment Woolly the sheep appears bleating twice and Norman pokes his head out the window with a plate of salad in his hand]
NNorman
Want something yummy for your tummy Woolly?
[Woolly bleats in agreement, Norman uses his knife to push the salad from his plate and gives it too Woolly who then proceeds to eat it]
Norman, have you eaten up all your greens?
NNorman
Yes mam, can I have my chocolate now?
Go on then, maybe it will keep you quite while I watch "Weird But True".
TATV Announcer
Reports continue to come in of mysterious big cats seen roaming the mores of deepest Deverton, here's an artist impression of one of the beasts.
Thank goodness we haven't got anything like that 'round here.
NNorman
Hmm, no we haven't, not yet.
NNorman
Look, Mam, look! It's one of those big cats like we saw on the telly!
Must think I was born yesterday, [Dilys gasps] Oh, my Giddy Aunt! There's a black beast on the loose!
NNorman
See I told you, it was so hungry it ate a lettuce, two carrots and a cucumber.
Heavens to goodness Norman! It could have eaten you! I would never have believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own two eyes.
A big black cat as big as a bear, escaped from a zoo or a circus.
[Bella gasps and almost faints until Dilys catches her]
This is no time to get historical Bella, we've got to call Fireman Sam.
NNorman
Follow us up the mountain, but stay out of sight until I tell you.
Hi Norman, we're going up the mountain to find the beast, wanna come?
NNorman
Yeah cool, be there in a minute.
[Norman starts leaving out a trail of crisps and Woolly comes out of his hiding spot and starts following and eating them]
James to base, we're heading in a Northerly direction, over. [Suddenly, the sound of rocks falling could be heard] What was that?
Nothing, you're not scared are you?
Help, Help, over here, help quick the beast is gonna get us!
[Leaves in the bush rustling]
NNorman
I got it, Oh No, he's got me!
[Then just in the nick of time, Fireman Sam flies in carrying the animal net]
It's over there Uncle Sam.
[Sam throws the animal net over the bush where "the beast" was and at the right time, Penny arrives]
Careful Penny, we don't know what we're dealing with here.
NNorman
I saved them Fireman Sam and I caught the beast.
[Woolly baa's and Sam and Penny take the net off them]
NPNorman Price
Then open the paper out and fold again along the diagonal, fold along lines E to F and G to H to life the wing tips and there we are, Flying Ace Norman Price is ready to take to the skies!
[Scene changes to outside, where we see Jupiter pulling up beside the Cut Price Store, Fireman Sam and Station Officer Steele exit Jupiter and make their way to Dilys Price]
NPNorman Price
Fireman Sam, watch this!
We haven't got time for any of your shenanigans now Norman Price, it's Fire Prevention Day and Fireman Sam and I have a lot of work to do.
Come in Station Officer Steele, never mind my Norman.
Sorry Norman, maybe you can show me some other time.
Do you test your smoke alarms regularly Dilys?
Oh yes, very regularly [Smoke alarm sounds] Oh, What's that terrible noise!?
That's the test Dilys, to show that the smoke alarm is work-[Paper Aeroplane files past Sam] Great Fires of London, what was that!?
A BAT, OHHHHH! AND IT'S CAUGHT IN MY HAIR! OH!
[Norman just laughs at the sight of how funny his mum looks]
NPNorman Price
Oh, no! [Norman quickly hides behind the counter]
Stiff upper lip, Dilys, I'll get it it's not actually a bat...[Gasp]...It's a beauty.
Oh, Station Officer Steele, you're too kind.
[clears Throat] What? no, when I said beauty I meant, um?
If uh you two are quite finished, shall we check the fire exit?
[Sam and Station Officer Steele walk over to the fire exit, when Norman makes a mad dash towards it and uses the fire exit to race out of the shop]
Well, that exit seems to be working.
[Scene opens at Mike's workshop, where Mike Flood is fixing something, when Norman peeks in through the door and let's his paper aeroplane fly towards Mike, Mike is busy hammering until he notices the paper aeroplane]
Huh? [Mike hit's his thumb with his hammer by accident] OW!, where on Earth did that come from?
[Norman laughs quietly outside when suddenly]
NPNorman Price
[gasp] Oh, not him again! [Norman makes a run for it]
[Scene fades to black, then it changes to Norman walking along the pathway which is leading up to the fire station]
NPNorman Price
I thought it was Fire Prevention Day, not Follow Norman Price Day, but at least I know one place I won't bump into Station Officer Steele [Giggles] Whoever heard of preventing fires at a fire station.
And what brings you into my kitchen today, Norman Price?
NPNorman Price
Nothing, I mean, I wanted to show you something, something really cool.
You can't pull a wool over my eyes, Norman Price, I know exactly what you're up to.
Yes, I know how much you love carrots.
Stay away from that cooker, out of my kitchen, go on out, out!
NPNorman Price
No, I, I just want, but I, no.
[Norman has just created another paper aeroplane and throws it, but it hits Station Officer Steele]
NPNorman Price
[gasp] Station Officer Steele!
[Norman makes another mad dash for the door]
Norman Price! Stop right there young man! [Starts to admire the paper aeroplane] Hmm, not a bad little plane.
Elvis Cridlington, there was a fire extinguisher right next to the fire exit!
Sorry, sir, I think I panicked, what about my stew?
[Sam takes a clothe and opens the pot, which lets a lot of smoke out]
Oh... [cough, cough] You've overcooked the dinner before Elvis, but never that bad.
Firemen are supposed to put out fires Cridlington, not start them, especially not on Fire Prevention Day.
I don't know how it happened.
There's something here that might provide a clue.
Aha, a paper plane, perhaps that can tell us who the culprit is.
Ah yes, it's a letter, there's a name on it "Dear Station Officer Steele" [Gasp] Station Officer Steele, It was you!
No it wasn't, it was Norman, Norman Price!
NPNorman Price
Aww, sorry, it was an accident, I was only trying to find someone who liked paper planes as much as I do.
[Norman then notices Station Officer Steele holding one of his paper planes]
Ahem I see, well perhaps I should have a word with the lad Sam, set him on the straight and narrow as it were.
[Station Officer Steele takes Norman downstairs for a talk]
Oh, poor, Norman, it probably was an accident, I hope Station Officer Steele won't be too hard on him.
Don't worry, Elvis, I think Station Officer Steele and Norman will reach a happy understanding.
[Scene changes to Station Officer Steele's office where he's showing Norman how to fly a paper plane properly]
The first rule of Paper Aeroplanes, Norman, is to be careful where you throw them, Now watch this loop the loop, ha ha!
[Station Officer Steele throws the paper plane and it does a perfect loop the loop]
NPNorman Price
[chuckles] Cool!
This next trick is called a Barrel Roll ahh!
[Station Officer Steele throws the paper plane and it does a Barrel Roll]
NPNorman Price
Wow, how did you make it do that?
Pull your arm back, that's it, oooh look at her go!
Oh, oh, sorry, Trevor. I put two wedges on the wheels this morning. I can't understand what could have happened to them.
NPNorman Price
Ready, steady, go! [Mandy, James and Sarah pushed Norman on his cart downhill] Aaaah, Norman Price's racing cart driver takes the lead!
[Norman tried to stop the cart while going much too fast]
NPNorman Price
What brakes? Eyaaaaaahhh!!
[Norman crashes into the gate as the cart keeps rolling]
MJMandy, James and Sarah
Norman!
[Norman screams when the cart kept rolling as he bounced off the stairs when Mandy, James and Sarah chases him and Norman screams while the cart still kept rolling as he fell into the sea]
NPNorman Price
[listening to music] Oh, oh, oh, I'm a roller coaster rider! Take me to the... Whoa!!!
[Trevor and his bus nearly hit Norman as Sam catches him]
Lucky I was passing, Norman. You all right, Trevor? [Sam takes Norman back on curb] That was a pretty close call. Listening to headphones while crossing the road is very dangerous. You can't hear the cars coming.
NPNorman Price
Sorry, Sam. I was listening to my new MP3 player. [Norman plays MP3 player] My mom gave it to me for my birthday!
NPNorman Price
Oh, sorry.
It's a very nice birthday present, Norman, but I suggest you leave them off until you're away from the traffic.
NPNorman Price
Hi, Mandy!
There you are. I just bought you a birthday present.
NPNorman Price
Really? Where is it?
NPNorman Price
Oh! Come On!
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