Norman Price quotes from Fireman Sam

Time to start heading back.

Oh, I haven't found my gold yet.

Do we have to?

There's a secret underground passage here.

Oh, let me have a look!

Hang on! Wait for me!

I bet this is where cavemen used to live.

"Trevor loves Dilys true". Hm, must be an ancient cave painting! [she giggles knowingly]

Whoa, I can see something shiny!

Maybe it's gold!

Come back! Come back at once! Come out of there, remember what I told you, it's not safe.

I'm gonna get my Mam a gold nugget, like the one in her back teeth.

That isn't gold down there, it's mica, a shiny mineral deposit that---, Oh, talk to yourself.

In a minute, we could be millionaires and never have to go to school again.

Oh no, help.

What's the matter Station Officer Steele?

Help me, I'm stuck.

It's no laughing matter, help me, I'm blocking the only way out.

It's no use, I'm well and truly stuck, we should save our strength and wait to be rescued.

Anyone want a sandwich? [Norman's light suddenly switches off] What's that?

It must be the battery, just pop in one of the spares I gave you.

Uh-oh. They must have fallen out.

Oh no.

And if one green bottle should accidentally fall, they'll be five green bottles hanging on the wall.

Shh, listen.

Mandy, Norman!

Mam!

Right children, I want you to make as much noise as possible.

Mam!

Sam!

Fireman Sam!

Mandy, where are you?

Mam!, Mam!

Fireman Sam!

Get that dog off me!

Don't worry, we'll soon get you free, on the count of three, pull, One, Two, Three.

I don't think that's going to work.

We need something slippery.

Yes, and I know just the thing [Sam grabs his walkie-talkie] Penny, you know that grease gun of yours, well I've had and idea.

Here it is Sam, I've filled it up like you said.

Right, One, Two, Three.

Hooray! Fireman Sam!

It's all right now, everything's okay.

So you know the plan Norman?

I keep your mom busy and you sneak inside with the squirrel, just show me the doorbell.

That's strange.

Oh hello Mandy.

Hiya Mam.

Achoo!

Bless you.

Oh thank you, Achoo!

Bless you again.

I don't know what's the matter with me, it's not as if there are any animals around Achoo!

Maybe it's hey fever mam.

What, in September? Achoo!

ACHOO!

Bless you Mom.

There's Ursa Major, the Great Bear and look there's Ursa Minor, the Little Bear, can you see them?

No and I can't see mother bear or Goldilocks either.

Oh well, they don't look much like bears, point the telescope over there Sarah, you should be able to see Venus one of the planets.

Venus? Lemme, Lemme, Lemme!, I wanna see if there are any bug-eyed monsters!

Don't be silly Norman.

There's an alien, it's all hairy and those eyes.

Let me look,[sees Rosa asleep on the wall]Oh it's only Rosa.

Hey what's that!

Must be a shooting star.

No it wasn't Sam, it was an alien spacecraft from the planet Venus.

How'd you know it was a spaceship from Venus?

Well, I'm only guessing it's from Venus, could be from Mars or Saturn.

Could be that you are making the whole thing up Norman Price.

We saw something in the sky last night.

I suppose it could have been a spaceship.

Full of aliens, [Norman gasps] Look! Look! Stop the bus Mr Evans.

What made that then Mr Evans?

Oh there's lots of quite sensible explanations for crop circles, could be caused by a sudden gust of wind or a freak or maybe someone's been camping.

Or this could be where the aliens landed.

Now Norman, that's enough, aliens don't exist.

Mmm, we'll see about that.

Help, I'm stuck, get me out of here!

Well, well, a Martian with ginger hair.

I'm not from Mars, I'm from Venus.

Speaks English very well.

For someone from Venus.

Well don't just stand there, get me out of here.

Just hang on Norman, whoa!, now, now, don't want you getting stuck in a bog as well, hold on to my legs.

Hurry up Mr Evans, my pant's are filling up with Mud.

It's no good I'm sinking, pull me back.

Don't just leave me!

We need help.

Oh, there it is Bella, the alien spaceship what took my precious Norman.

Bella

Is a getting closer [through binoculars, a bright light can be seen] is a coming straight for us.

Stands to reason if they are looking for intelligent life forms.

Bella

Oh, is a hideous, is a terrifying, it's a Ohh!

Norman!

There you go ladies, one green life form safe and sound.

Mam!

Norman my little precious. [kisses Norman]

Oh Mam!

Eugh, You taste like Pea soup, Norman, is that my cooking foil?

Ah.

You got no chance, not against my prize pet.

Norman, if Station Officer Steele sees that lamb of yours.

He'll make him station mascot straight away.

Great Fires of London! He's gobbled all our geraniums!

[Comes outside and see what's happening] Oh! Get that sheepskin dustbin away from my station!

He only eats when he's nervous, it's the thrill of the competition.

Bet Norman feels sheepish!

By the way, have you seen Mrs. Lasagne's cat anywhere? She thinks her Rosa will make a perfect mascot and--

MRRREEOOWEOWW!!! [Rosa scratches Steele's fingers]

YEEEEOWWW!!! [Steele covers his hurt fingers and sticks them in his mouth, muffling his speech]

Sorry, what did you say?

I said, that's another animal disqualified!

Seems Dusty's got a good chance to be mascot.

Yeah!

Provided he's washed and cleaned.

You mean, Dusty needs a-?

Bath?

Well well, what do you think about that then?

It's a twig.

Too right, but what sort of twig is it?

Hmm?

I know, I know, sycamore.

Well it might be, but it's a broken twig and that means someone has come this way.

Who?

My guess would be a ginger-haired boy whose mum owns a sweet shop.

Core, how did he know that? [takes a bite from a chocolate bar]

When Wally my pet wallaby went walkabout, I tracked him for three days across the outback, if you follow the signs, you can find anyone who's missing.

Wow.

Did I ever tell you about the time I was dragged out of my sleeping bag by a dangerous dingo?

No

It was a sweltering summer, just like this one, Flaming Koalas [Picks up an empty glass bottle] Some people 'round here haven't heard of the country code, leaving bottles around in the sun can start fires.

Maybe we could be trackers like Tom.

Maybe we can be better than him.

There's no maybe about it, we will be.

Okay, let's track down walkabout Woolly.

Why have we stopped?

There's a dangerous dingo up ahead by the billabong, one false move and he'll steal the tucker right out of our billy cans.

That isn't a dingo, that's Dusty, what's a billabong?

It's where animals go to drink, c'mon let's find Woolly, he can't have gone far.

Good idea.

What a climb, I am absolutely exported [exhausted is what she meant to say].

I think you'll find it worth the walk Dilys, isn't it great up here? you know I've seen 25 different types of birds this year already.

Hmmm, is this it then?

I think you might see more if you had the binoculars the other way 'round Dilys, there's a pair of partages over to the left and a pheasant under that bush on the right [suddenly, a whistle can be heard] Aha! what do you think that is? I'll give you a clue, it's very rare in these parts.

Uh a budgie?

No, that's the cry of a lesser spotted wobbler.

A greater blooming nuisance more like [After seeing Norman whistling and Mandy giggling] What are you up to now Norman Price?

You're frightening off the birds!

Sorry Trevor, sorry mom, c'mon, let's find Woolly.

Oh, What's the matter with this door?

Nothing, you just have to slam it.

Just because it's Halloween, doesn't mean you can go scaring everyone you know.

[Norman gives a little evil laugh] It does if you are the scariest vampire in Pontypandy.

And don't think you're going out until you've tided your room.

I'll do it later, I'm off to get my pumpkin now.

Norman don't slam that [Norman slams the door which cause the cans Dilys was stacking to fall over] door.

Evil count Norman leaves his castle in search of the biggest pumpkin in the world.

Be back by 8 o'clock and don't slam that door.

Tremble with fear, Count Norman is here.

'Ello Norman, lovely costume.

Lovely? lovely?! I don't want to be lovely! Grrrr, I want to be scary!

Oh [looks at the address] Oooh, Norman, a parcel for you!

Looks like a present from your Uncle Dylan in Newtown.

Well, aren't you going to open it?

You bet.

What is it?

Uh, I'll show you later, bye.

Hmm.

Cool, a joker soaker [quickly takes it out the box] thank you Uncle Dylan.

Move over Dusty, I need to fill up this beauty.