Norman Price quotes from Fireman Sam

Oh, Mum! Sam's not going to come! He thinks I'm pretending that I am gobbled like the boy in the cry wolf story!

Ohh, we both will!

I'm sorry, Mum! It's all my fault! I set the alarm off, I just wanted my ball back...!

Ooh, I've dropped all my pennies.

Never mind about that, Norman!

What were you doing in the well, Norman?

I'm sorry, Mum. I couldn't wait for my birthday to get a new skateboard. When I heard the well was full of pennies, I thought I could use them to buy one.

Ooh, you were a very impatient boy, Norman Price!

I know, sorry. It's just I really loved my skateboard.

That's why I bought you this!

Ooh, thanks, Trevor!

Now, on one condition: No playing in wells and no skateboarding in your Mum's shop!

I won't, I promise!

Can we go and see if there any sausages and king prawns left, Fireman Sam?

Sorry, Norman. Gas canisters can stay hot for a very long time. It won't be safe to go over there for quite a while yet.

Oh, I'll just have to take the rest of my sausages home.

And I'll have to take my king prawns.

Ohhh... I am so hungry. I never even get a sniff of those sausages or the prawns.

Look out! You're heading for the quay!

Oh, no! My pie!

It's getting faster!

They're heading for the quay! I'll try and slow them down! You get ahead Penny, and block the road to stop any other traffic!

Roger that, Sam. [Venus cuts into Jupiter and off to the quay to stop any traffic while Mercury cuts in front of him]

Now Norman, don't panic! I need you to switch off the engine!

How do I do that???

Turn the key towards you!

Come on, Sam!

Now, press the brake pedal!

Which one is it?

It's the one on the left!

Which is my left??

The one that's not your right!!

I can't reach it!

Oh, I'll do it. [Derek hits the brakes as Jupiter brakes hard to a stop]

Oh, no! Radar has found our sausages!!!!!

What on earth's that?

SAUSAGES??!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!!?!?!??!??

I think we're the ones who need saving now.

Agh! So THAT'S why he could smell SAUSAGES!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU COOKING IN THE BUSHES, NORMAN??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!?!??!?!?!?

[raging furious] YOU MADE A CAMPFIRE??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??? Ohhh... Norman Price... YOU'VE DONE IT THIS TIME!! RIGHT, WHERE'S YOUR MOTHER?!!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!!!

[raging furious] I'LL MAKE SURE, THAT HE IS PROPERLY DEALT WITH AT HOME, STATION OFFICER STEELE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU NAUGHTY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, now we can't get to Auntie Phillys'! We'll have to go home.

We'll see about that. If only I could find my torch. We can walk to Auntie Phillys' from here.

What--[He stammers.]

Well, that's not it.

Mom?

Just a minute, Norman. Oh...! I wonder where that have gone!

Mom...! It's a flying saucer!

No it's not! It's an old picnic basket! Oh! Still got a cheese sandwich in it! Ohh-ho-ho-ho-ho!

Hello, little flying saucer! [The UFO leaves as Norman began to chase after it.] No! No, don't go! Come back! [Norman trips over the cobblestone bridge and fell into the river.]

I found it, Norman! Norman? Norman! [Dilys spots Norman in the river.]

Call Fireman Sam!

The alien has landed.

Buck Douglas is gonna love this!

We'll definitely be official Buck Douglas space spotters now!

I don't think we will.

BUCK DOUGLAS!?!!!???

He's off the telly!

But if Buck Douglas is the little green man, who is--, I mean--, what if he--, but he--, if he's on the-- Right, I don't understand.

Buck Douglas has been camping out in the woods and faking all the alien sightings in Pontypandy, Elvis.

He's been flying drones around to look like spaceships, just like Joe and Bella's pizza delivery ones! They used to say "batteries", that's how I worked it out. HE'S JUST A BIG LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He must've been doing that all over the country.

AND he's been getting us to buy his STUPID book so he look at all the right places...

...which is why he gets sightings of aliens from his show...

...and more people watching it.

Well done, Norman. You've found the truth.

Well, I knew it was out there somewhere, Sam.

Is there anything you like to say to the people of Pontypandy, Mr. Douglas?!

This is so... not spacetastic. [He puts his hand to his face.]

You can say that again.

We don't need to be official "Buck Douglas" space spotters! I'm going to start my own show: "Norman Price, Alien Finder"!

Ha-ha-ha! Come on everyone! Let's get back to Pontypandy.

I'll have my own coat, my own hat, a special alien scanner, and my own book about how you really find aliens, not made-up ones, real alien! [Norman Price continues talking as his voice trails and camera pans up to end the movie]

A mysterious hero surveys the city below... out there... somewhere... someone needs rescuing!

Norman? You got a hole in your underpants!

Oh, they're not underpants! [Norman leaps off the cobblestone fence] They're Norman-Man pants, actually James-- Ack, I mean, Atomic Boy!

Just come on, Norman-Man! Let's finish our patrol!