Ka D'Argo quotes from Farscape

D'Argo

He's locked in a prison composed from his own nightmares. Killing him would have been a mercy. I'm not that enlightened.

Rygel

I found the manifest. We were scheduled for transfer to Terron-Ra.

D'Argo

That's a lifer's colony!

John Crichton

[surprised] Prisoner... you're escaped prisoners?

D'Argo

[solemnly] I will not be taken prisoner again.

Rygel

[noticing Crichton] They brought you on board, didn't they? Don't worry, I'll protect you. I look after you now, you look after me later.

Rygel

[about an unusual aspect of Hynerian physiology] It's a perfectly natural bodily function. And it's odorless.

D'Argo

So your loyal subjects tell you!

John Crichton

You fart helium?

D'Argo

[to differentiate themselves from their clones] We will cut off the tip of our small finger for identification.

Crichton

[with can of spray paint] How about something a little less permanent?

Zhaan

It's not my face they are afraid of D'Argo. You must continue the ruse.

D'Argo

I cannot lie to an opponent in battle.

Zhaan

It's not lying. Simply mislead them.

D'Argo

For a priest, you have a very flexible morality!

D'Argo

I'm sorry you are leaving. My officers are sending up plans to retaliate.

I doubt so. You had nothing, but you used it well. Evran, there is no shame in losing to a clever opponent. And Ka D'Argo, I make it a point to someday kill my clever opponents.

D'Argo

Something Crichton said is disturbing me.

Rygel

Finally! I've been saying that since he arrived.

D'Argo

It's what he said about us all having the same dream.

Rygel

It wasn't the same. Mine was better than yours.

Rygel

You're not seriously considering going down there, are you? For goodness sake, did you see that thing?

D'Argo

You do not have to go down there, Your Flatulence.

D'Argo

Zhaan, let me explain to you what is going on inside my nose right now. Large pieces of green mucus, gunk...

Crichton

D'Argo, D'Argo, no no no. Stop it with the Luxan poetry.

Crichton

How you doing?

D'Argo

I have to pee. [Both start laughing]

D'Argo

Fear accompanies the possibility of death. Calm shepherds its certainty.

Crichton

I love hanging with you, man.

D'Argo

As John once said, I would rather go down on a swing!

Crichton

Swinging. Go down swinging.

D'Argo

Paper cannot possibly beat rock.

Crichton

It does. Paper beats rock.

D'Argo

Rock rips through paper.

Crichton

D'Argo, that's not how it works. Paper beats rock.

D'Argo

That's unrealistic.

D'Argo

You robbed the dead!

Rygel

And believe me, that wasn't as easy as it sounds.

Crichton

Have we sent the "don't shoot us, we're pathetic" transmission yet?

D'Argo

That was actually the first thing we tried.