Bialar Crais quotes from Farscape

Crais

[to Crichton] A human? It will require some study. I will personally enjoy pulling you apart to see what you're made of.

Crais

I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to... 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque or credit card?

Crais

FREEZE! You're under arrest! You have the right to the remains of a silent attorney! If you cannot afford one... tough noogies! You can make ONE phone call! I recommend Trixie: 976-Triple 5-LOVE. Do you understand these rights as I have explained them to you?! Well do ya, PUNK?

Crichton

No...

Crais

Well... then I can't arrest you!

Crais

All the times that I have endangered your life. All the times that I have lied to you. Hurt you. Starting from the moment I declared you irreversibly contaminated.

Aeryn

Listen to me. That was the beginning of my life.