Scorpius quotes from Farscape

Scorpius

Insert it! Insert it! Insert it! Insert the rod, John!

Crichton

You're really not my type!

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to pay our final respects, and to say farewell to our dear friend, Commander John Crichton... A schmuck. Muleheaded, reckless, and probably braindead before I met him. Alas, his death... is mine also.

Crichton

Even Kirk wouldn't stoop that low.

That was a television show, John. And, he made Priceline commercials.

Scorpius

You can't take them all at once.

Crichton

How dumb do you think I am? I'll take 'em down one by one the Die Hard way.

Noranti

Who's Stark?

Rygel

Another lunatic with the wrong number of eyes.

Noranti

Oh...

Rygel

[as "Stark" enters] And there he is.

Scorpius

He's not. That... is a bioloid replica.

Rygel

And how do you know that?

Scorpius

Stark would never torture me. Emperor Staleek replaced the real Stark with a bioloid, to fool Ahkna into believing he was real.

Rygel

But you're actually working for Staleek.

Scorpius

So he believes.

Noranti

Oh, I do admire your compartmentalisation of duplicity!

Crichton

Do the math. It's over.

Scorpius

I do not lose!

Crichton

Be happy to give you lessons.

Crichton

You used me.

Scorpius

We used each other.

Crichton

You're better at it.

Scorpius

Oh, you're learning. The bomb? Clever.

Crichton

When it goes off... plan on being nearby.