Chiana quotes from Farscape

Chiana

Typical male. Satisfy yourself first.

Chiana

You saw a creature? What kind of creature? The kind we eat? Or the kind that eats us?

Chiana

Is everybody aboard this ship kinkoid?

Chiana

If your hand is still there in one microt, I'll snap it off and use it as a good luck charm.

Chiana

You know until today, I never really realized how much I love my feet.

Chiana

I'm having sex with three Hynerian donkeys; what does it look like I'm doing?

Chiana

Something’s not right. Aeryn doesn’t even shower without a pulse pistol.

Chiana

I say we just go get the guns and go steal the stuff.

Crichton

Listen, sunshine... You wanna be part of this crew?

Chiana

On your good days!

Crichton

This is one of the good days. I thought you were junior Miss Tough-Chick-of-the-Universe?

D'Argo

[to statue John] Do you feel any pain?

Crichton

No, but I'd really like to pick my nose.

D'Argo

[chuckling] He remains without a sense of humor. It's good to hear your voice, John.

Crichton

Yours too. Hey can I say hi to Chiana?

D'Argo

[passes the speaker earpiece to her] Chiana.

Chiana

You look great in bronze.

Crichton

You look great in pink. Brings out your eyes.

Aeryn

I'm a doctor. Just Relax.

Zhaan

I can wear a Freudian slip.

Aeryn

I find new places to take your temperature.

Chiana

I can teach you left-handed Latvian rodeo torture.

Chiana

What if I have to piss?

D'Argo

Well then, we will all urinate together.

Crichton

So that's what I'm doing. You don't have to come along. You don't have to like it. I just want you to know.

Moya and I are against this idea in totality. I'm sure Captain Crais is aware that Talyn resists also.

Chiana

You don't know how far Scorpius is in his wormhole research. You don't know where he keeps it. You don't know anything. How are you going to stop him?

Crichton

Guys, I don't see another option. Scorpius has the knowledge from my brain and I'm not going to let him shaft the universe with it.

Chiana

You're all gonna die.

Crichton

Do you see that one, Pip, or are you just guessing? We choose our own path. This one is mine. I'm going to the Command Carrier. I'm going to stop Scorpius.

Chiana

They don't like any of us.

Crichton

[gently] You watch too much TV. [continuing to watch Monroe] Bet this son of a bitch wins an Emmy.