Harvey quotes from Farscape

Why is it always the gentle ones who pay the price for everyone else's ambition? Hmm?

Revenge is a dish best served cold, and you like revenge, don't you, John?

Crichton

Shut up! I hate it when villains quote Shakespeare.

[in a Hawaiian shirt, about Aeryn] Kill her! Then we'll have pizza! [holds up bottles] And margarita shooters! Go on, John, do it. Do it!

Crichton

[points both his weapons at Scorpius] No one has margaritas with pizza!

Crichton

If he masters wormhole technology, what do you think he'll use it for?

Faster delivery of pizzas.

Crichton

I got plenty of reasons.

Then give me the Letterman list.

Crichton

Earth, dad, pizza, sex, cold beer, fast cars, sex, Aeryn, love.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to pay our final respects, and to say farewell to our dear friend, Commander John Crichton... A schmuck. Muleheaded, reckless, and probably braindead before I met him. Alas, his death... is mine also.

Crichton

Even Kirk wouldn't stoop that low.

That was a television show, John. And, he made Priceline commercials.

Crichton

Harvey? You're not dead.

Of course not. I am the undead.

Crichton

That's not funny. The son of a bitch said he took you out of my head.

Scorpius? He upgraded me to Harvey 2.0. One of my many improvements: utter loyalty to Scorpius.

Crichton

That's not an improvement.

Oh, but it is! His course is the correct one: eliminate Scarran threat!

Crichton

You know, I don't give a damn about his agenda.

You must - go back for him.

Crichton

Go back to sleep before I drive a stake through your heart!