Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan quotes from Farscape

Zhaan

Soft, yes. Weak, no.

Zhaan

Am I the only species in creation that doesn't thrive on conflict?

Zhaan

I'm a trusting soul at best, but not to a fault.

Zhaan

There you are. We've been looking all over for you, Rygel. You're making the DRD's nervous.

Zhaan

Rygel, what a surprise. I see you're having something to eat. Is this your third helping or your fourth?

Zhaan

We all visit the precipice. Each one of us must find our own way down.

Zhaan

I am unimpressed by your masculine memories.

Zhaan

My dear, I've kicked more ass than you've sat on.

Zhaan

How animalcentric of you, John!

Zhaan

You are a very ungrateful and selfish woman. Please remain silent from now on.

Zhaan

Now I know I shall meet my goddess and be accepted to her bosom. Sensitive D'Argo, exuberant Chiana, wise Rygel, selfless Aeryn, innocent Crichton. My children, my teachers, my loves, there is no guilt, there is no blame, only what is meant to be. Grow through your mistakes and know that if patient redemption will find you.

Zhaan

[after initial starburst] Pilot, does Moya know where we are?

Yes, of course! We're someplace else. I'll... get back to you on the specifics.

Zhaan

How long have we known each other, Rygel?

Rygel

Long enough for me to see your blue backside meditating, but not long enough for you to touch me.

Zhaan

Confront your demons, Rygel, or they will chase you from the shadows to the pyre.

Zhaan

It's not my face they are afraid of D'Argo. You must continue the ruse.

D'Argo

I cannot lie to an opponent in battle.

Zhaan

It's not lying. Simply mislead them.

D'Argo

For a priest, you have a very flexible morality!

Crichton

[about the paste Zhaan is spreading on his face] What the hell is this?

Zhaan

Heat-deflecting paste; you'll burn up in there without it.

Crichton

Smells like puke.

Zhaan

I pre-digested it to increase its potency.

Crichton

It's puke?!