John Robert Crichton quotes from Farscape

Crichton

There's life out here, Dad. Weird, amazing, psychotic life. And death. In Technicolor. Hey, Dad, you know those rattlers in the stomach we talked about? Well, I've got them now.

Crichton

Boy, was Spielberg ever wrong. Close Encounters my ass.

Crichton

[seeing Moya for the first time] That's big. That's really big.

John Crichton

[with pulse pistol, to Peacekeeper guards] Don't move! Or I'll fill you full of... little yellow bolts of light!

Crichton

It’s just like a VCR, except easier.

Crichton

We can stick our heads between our legs and kiss our asses goodbye. It’s a saying.

Crichton

The sound is doing something to my eye. Feels like it’s melting my brain. It couldn’t actually be doing something to my brain, could it?

Crichton

[stepping out onto the planet for the first time] Kinda like Louisiana. Or Dagobah.

Crichton

Dagobah. Where Yoda lives.

Crichton

Stimulant? That’s a little more than cappuccino, pal. Our friend just tried to kill us!

Crichton

That’s your plan? Wile E. Coyote would come up with a better plan than that!

Crichton

Next time you hit me, make sure I don’t wake up.

Crichton

When this is over, you and I are going to have a serious talk.

Crichton

Open your ears, or your tentacles, or whatever orifice it is you listen with!

Crichton

Ask me later. Just ask me later when I’ve got more time. Of course I could be dead three or four times by the time you ask.

Crichton

This is the end of hyper rage? I get hugged to death?