Noranti quotes from Farscape

Noranti

You carry a weapon.

Crichton

Second amendment.

Whatcha doing?

Noranti

Making rat poison.

Are you gonna kill a few?

Noranti

On the contrary, the rats asked me to make this so they could kill some humans.

Are you in some kind of cult, like a witch or something?

Noranti

Not at the moment.

Do religions hate each other where you come from?

Noranti

Oh, good heavens no. Religions are grand lofty ideals. Religious followers, now that's another story.

Wars?

Noranti

Unspeakable.

So we're not so different?

Noranti

That's nothing to be proud of.

A Luxan assistant?

Noranti

Oh, yes. Luxans make fine pilots, exceptional bodyguards and superlative lovers

Noranti

Who's Stark?

Rygel

Another lunatic with the wrong number of eyes.

Noranti

Oh...

Rygel

[as "Stark" enters] And there he is.

Scorpius

He's not. That... is a bioloid replica.

Rygel

And how do you know that?

Scorpius

Stark would never torture me. Emperor Staleek replaced the real Stark with a bioloid, to fool Ahkna into believing he was real.

Rygel

But you're actually working for Staleek.

Scorpius

So he believes.

Noranti

Oh, I do admire your compartmentalisation of duplicity!

Rygel

Lock ourselves in an elevator while it tunnels through the solid rock?!

Noranti

Sounds reasonable.

Rygel

Sounds fahrbot!