Dominar Rygel XVI quotes from Farscape

Rygel

I'm Rygel the Sixteenth, dominar to over six hundred billion people. I don't need to talk to you.

Rygel

Mother always said I was the best looking. That's why she had my older brothers banished. She said my face belonged on the Imperial seal.

Rygel

If you must address me, do so as Your Supreme Eminence. Which you should be doing anyway.

Rygel

John Crichton, valued friend. No, wait. That's a bit much... John Crichton, unwelcome shipmate. May you have safe transport to the hallowed realm. Actually, not our hallowed realm. No, that's for Hynerians. Go find your own hallowed realm. With the Ceremony of Passage complete, I declare you officially dead, and claim all your possessions for myself.

Rygel

You honestly believe I could find you appealing? I mean, you're so, so, blue!

Rygel

I'm always ravenous when I'm about to take a long journey.

Rygel

I don't think you want to go after her. She said something about leaving her clothes behind.

Rygel

[telling a joke to Crichton] And then the Trollian priest turns to the Kalanese cleric and says, "Doesn't bother me. You should have seen her mother!"

Rygel

My progeny were tiny. Tiny and handsome, like their father.

Rygel

May your afterlife be almost as pleasant as mine.

Rygel

I never run away. I... strategically maneuver.

Rygel

We haven't lied yet. Of course the trial has only been on for a few microts.

Rygel

Oh yes, I'm back too. Thanks for asking. Back to being me. Back to being ignored.

Rygel

Listen to this. Double the Crichton and you double the waste of time.

Rygel

By the yotz! Run, fight, surrender — pick one.