John Robert Crichton quotes from Farscape

Crichton

[to a DRD] All right, we don’t understand the R2-D2 crap. We’re gonna use the Star Trek system: one blink for yes, two blinks for no.

Crichton

I’m a guy, I’ll probably be back in fifteen minutes.

Crichton

God-like aliens. Boy, do I hate god-like aliens. I'll take a critter over a god-like alien any time...

Crichton

Is there some kind of stupid alien quotation book you guys use?

Crichton

Harvey, kiss my medulla oblongata.

My name is [undecipherable string of syllables in an alien language]. You can call me Jack.

Crichton

Furlow, is it always about the money?

Crichton

I don't know... I haven't maxed out yet.

Crichton

God, I love science fiction.

Crichton

Well, this little spaceman is going home. Lock up the women and hide the fried chicken!

Crichton

I do not sit at the kiddie table. Now you either give me the big toys or you send me home.

Crichton

Damn, I gotta stop pointing guns at people.

Crichton

I'm here, on a big stinkin' command carrier—Dick Tracy's freakin' neural bracelet linking me to Bram Stoker's nightmare. What more do you want from me?

Crichton

Flying through wormholes ain’t like dusting crops, farm boy. It takes a little finesse.

Crichton

I've almost cracked "Wormholes for Dummies".

Crichton

[To Sikozu] So you Jacques Cousteau your way up stream to where they die.