John Robert Crichton quotes from Farscape

Crichton

There’s just nothing new in the universe is there? It's the same everywhere - good cop, bad cop.

Crichton

It’s going to be more real than real. It’s going to be super 3-D smell-o-vision in Sensurround.

Crichton

(to Rygel) You aren't into self-preservation. You are the KING of it!

Crichton

John Crichton, Astronaut, master of the universe.

Crichton

This will work, trust me. We just have to find a place to get our clothes off.

Crichton

You’re going to take my memories and I’m going to talk gibberish? Why don’t you just take my mojo while you’re at it?

Crichton

Aeryn, did I say or do anything to piss you off? I mean other than caving in the side of your head?

Crichton

Whoa, where do they get these stories? Let’s set the facts straight. First off there was no raping, very little pillaging and Frau Blucher popped all the eyeballs.

Crichton

Yeah, yeah, yeah, nothing like a bomb to sober me up, I’m fine.

Crichton

Welcome to the Federation Starship SS Buttcrack!

Crichton

Burnt, battered, busted, ding-dong the pod is dead.

Crichton

Cross my heart, smack me dead, stick a lobster on my head!

Crichton

Crais, I want you to find the fattest target you can. Government house, missile site, McDonalds, whatever.

Crichton

[sarcastically introducing himself] John Crichton, Wizard of Oz.

Crichton

Man, you guys should see this ugly sticky flesh. Kinda like my Aunt Ruth’s special Jello.