John Robert Crichton quotes from Farscape

Crichton

Hey Blue! Delivery. It’s not exactly Dominos, but it got here in less than 30 minutes.

Crichton

You can eat anything if it's fried.

Crichton

Screw’em Zhaanie. You’re a tenth level Pa’u, you get to eleven, we get a TV ministry.

Crichton

On my planet we don’t marry people we don't love unless they're critically ill billionaires.

Crichton

Better wed than dead.

Crichton

Eighty cycles. My college loans will be delinquent. I'll miss the strippers on my hundredth birthday. I'll get a utility bill for three trillion dollars for a single porch light that I left on and everybody I know will be dead.

Crichton

That’s OK, it’s just a burden always being right.

Crichton

Rock, me, hard place.

Crichton

How Batman was that!

Crichton

Well there you go. Good guys win for once. And I have a child that I'll never know.

Crichton

Oh no, no, no, no I don’t boogie.

Crichton

Come out, come out wherever you are and see the young man that fell from the star.

Crichton

Aeryn, you are the one thing which has kept me from doing a kamikaze in the transport.

Crichton

That’s a long way down. Either that or they have deep shag carpets.

Crichton

YOU FRELLED US!