John Robert Crichton quotes from Farscape

Crichton

Always a party.

Crichton

A little while ago a commando skewered you with his Swiss Peacekeeper army knife.

Crichton

Danger... danger, Will Robinson. Beware of the chair... beware of the chair.

Crichton

Fetch the comfy chair.

Crichton

All right, one quick trip to the pharmacy coming up. Out the door, turn left at the creature.

Crichton

It's a Jerry Springer kind of family. But for what it's worth, Zhaan, you are family.

Crichton

[seeing the burning moon] Hey, you bastards... John Crichton Was Here!

Crichton

Fine, just— ditch the firm, fly to Maui, shack up with the super model—BUT YOU DO NOT GET TO KEEP THE PORSCHE!

Crichton

Aeryn, what the hell is wrong with you? You are the pin up girl for frontal assault.

Crichton

I got great eyes; they're better than 20/20, and they're blue!

Crichton

Bingo! Give Brainiac the fluffy doll!

Crichton

Is that it, Sparky? Gonna take the road well-traveled? Gonna play dumb? [singing] I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream! Baskin Robbins, Ben and Jerry’s, Good Humor. What’s your favorite—creamsicle or fudgesicle?

Crichton

I'm not deficient. I'm superior! Humans. Are. Superior.

Crichton

The ionic radiation gives her photogasms, unless she's faking it. They can do that, you know. Hey, Zhaan, you faking it?

Crichton

I don't think Pilot's in a "Leviathan for Dummies" mood right now...