John Robert Crichton quotes from Farscape

Crichton

They spit fire? How come no one tells me this stuff?! How come no one tells me they spit fire?! Aeryn!

Crichton

I try to save a life a day. Usually it’s my own.

Crichton

Human. It’s kinda like Sebacean, but we haven’t conquered other worlds yet, so we just kick the crap out of each other.

Crichton

It’s not Kansas, and you’re way too homely to be Auntie Em, but... Come here, Toto.

Crichton

Back off! Get that weapon out of my face before I feed it to you. Now tell your bitch to let my female go.

Crichton

I’m Butch. This is Sundance. We're the Hole in the Sky gang.

Crichton

It's like Disney on acid! Ten years of really great sex all at the same moment.

Crichton

One thing, just to be absolutely certain, you are the female of your species, right? I’ll take that as a yes.

Crichton

Since I left home, I’ve been hunted, beaten, locked up, shanghaied, shot at. I’ve had alien creatures in my face, up my nose, inside my brain, down my pants. This is the first time, the first place, where I’ve felt peace.

Crichton

[watches as Rygel is being worshipped as a god] The slug that would be king.

Crichton

Come on out, Chiana. Look, I don’t have time to play this game. Durka’s gone Hannibal Lecter on us.

Crichton

Nebari mental cleansing doesn’t get the tough stains out.

Crichton

They have worlds out there, people that you wouldn’t believe. But they do not have chocolate.

Crichton

I haven't heard of anything like anything happening before. My planet doesn't even go to the moon anymore.

Crichton

You'll be happy to know I have a plan.