John Robert Crichton quotes from Farscape

Crichton - we're all gonna die, but he can live down there until the magnetic summer ends.

John

And-?

And... (Pulls a pulse pistol out and tosses it out of his reach over the cliff.)

Yes

John

I really don't wanna know where you hid her.

Crichton

You burn your old people?

D'Argo

No, it just sounded like a good idea.

D'Argo

See plant, kill plant

Crichton

That's got to be on the Luxan coat of arms.

Crichton

Aeryn... I figure a relationship... the kind we're not having... is based on trust.

Aeryn

I'm so sorry.

Crichton

Yah. Me too. Cause you don't trust me. So, I don't know how to trust you.

Aeryn

I think I've earned your trust.

Crichton

I would put my life... in your hands... but not my heart.

Noranti

You carry a weapon.

Crichton

Second amendment.

Scorpius

You can't take them all at once.

Crichton

How dumb do you think I am? I'll take 'em down one by one the Die Hard way.

Aeryn

I'm getting a really bad bribe.

Crichton

(to himself) Oh god, she's talking English. (to Aeryn) "Vibe."

Aeryn

I'm not sure... I have the strength to miss next time.

Crichton

I think... I'm just a bad shot.

Crichton

Somebody got a sugar high. You been stealing candy, Mr. Burrels?

Rygel

Crichton, how illegal is this dren? You have to get me more. I don't care what it costs!

Aeryn

A cat?

Crichton

Yeah, it's a pet.

Aeryn

Does he talk?

Aeryn

Well. Merry Frelling Christmas.

Crichton

Amen.

Crichton

You're lying. You're not telling me you know where Katratzi is.

Sikozu

I have had enough of you.

Crichton

You have been nothing but lying from the moment you got on board this ship.

Sikozu

I do not know!

Crichton

And I won't let Aeryn die. Katratzi!

Sikozu

It is not my provenance if she lives or dies.

Crichton

Katratzi!

Sikozu

It is not my fault if she lives or dies.

Crichton

Katratzi!

Sikozu

It is not my will if she lives or dies. Crichton, listen to yourself! Everything lives and everything dies, whether you wish it to or not, and you have to deal with it.

Chiana

They don't like any of us.

Crichton

[gently] You watch too much TV. [continuing to watch Monroe] Bet this son of a bitch wins an Emmy.

Crichton

I've got a hum in my head, I'm gonna follow it.

Chiana

Oh, you've got something in there, but it's not a brain.

Sikozu

If the freighter escapes then we abandon all hope.

Crichton

We abandon all hope of leading long and prosperous lives and we follow the freighter. (About Sikozu) She's still learning.