Floyd Gerhardt quotes from Fargo

Floyd Gerhardt

Three times, I sent men to do a job. Three times, they come back unfinished. I'll handle this myself.

Floyd Gerhardt

Maude Schmidt's boy here is trying to tell me your brother killed a judge.

Dodd Gerhardt

Nobody killed a judge. We own all the judges. What'd be the point of killing one?

Now, Dodd...

Dodd Gerhardt

Don't you "Dodd" me. We're not friends.

We found Rye's prints on the gun.

Dodd Gerhardt

You're gonna find my boot on your neck, you keep talking like that.

Lou Solverson

Well, now, to be fair - I'm the one who found the gun, so I think you're dancing with the wrong girl.

Dodd Gerhardt

What'd you say?

Lou Solverson

I says, I'm the one who found the gun, so you should be talking to me. And I'm from out of town, so forgive me if I should be terrified, but in Minnesota, when a police officer says talk, you talk.

Dodd Gerhardt

You want to dance? Let's dance.

Floyd Gerhardt

Maybe, when you look at me, you see an old woman, and I am 61. I've borne six children, had three miscarriages. Two of my sons are here today. Two were stillborn. My firstborn, Elron, killed in Korea - gook sniper took off half his head. The point is don't assume, just because I'm an old woman, that my back is weak and my stomach's not strong. I make this counter because a deal is always better than war. But no mistake - we'll fight to keep what's ours to the last man.

Joe Bulo

You're a good woman. I wish I'd known your husband.

Floyd Gerhardt

No. My husband would've killed you where you stood the first time you met. So be glad you're talking to his wife.

Joe Bulo

And that's what I'm glad for. And if it were up to me, I would take your counter. Partner up. Except...I gotta admit, I-I just wonder, if we make this deal--split the territory, we move in, can you guarantee your boys will abide?

Floyd Gerhardt

My sons listen to their mother.

Joe Bulo

Good! Okay. Except...[gestures to his bodyguards standing behind him] here are two of my men, assaulted just this morning in the appropriation of doughnuts, by your oldest. Attacked in peacetime, during the period of deliberation, without provocation.

Dodd Gerhardt

Oh, I was provoked.

Floyd Gerhardt

[shushes Dodd] My sons will abide.

Joe Bulo

Ah, see-see, that-that's the problem with a family business. Now, if one of my men defies me, puts a deal in jeopardy, I take his arm. If he talks out of turn, I take his tongue. But you, your children, your grandchildren...what are you willing to do to show us you're committed?

Floyd Gerhardt

I'll deal with my son. This partnership will--

Dodd Gerhardt

[interrupting, rising from his chair] Come on, you gonna let this guy come here and disrespect us, disrespect Pop?

Floyd Gerhardt

Be quiet!

Dodd Gerhardt

Buncha fruits in ties, and your pocket protectors!

Floyd Gerhardt

[turning to Bear Gerhardt] Take him out!

Dodd Gerhardt

I'll pick my teeth with you!

Floyd Gerhardt

Take him out!

Dodd Gerhardt

My frickin' teeth with you!

Dodd Gerhardt

[offscreen] My teeth! Get off me!

Floyd Gerhardt

...I apologize.

Joe Bulo

He's a proud man. His father built an empire, and he just wants what's his.

Floyd Gerhardt

He'll fall into line.

Joe Bulo

[shaking his head] No. I don't think he will.

My wife passed last summer. We were up in Brainerd, visitin' my sister. Last thing she said to me - "Do you smell toast?"

Floyd Gerhardt

Different roads, same destination.

I suppose. But the question is - for you, I mean - how far does it go? Husband dead, plus your youngest, grandson in jail, and now Dodd's missin', we hear.

Floyd Gerhardt

Old-timers had it worse. Used to be 10 born, 2 survived - consumption, scalpings, smallpox, wolves.

Well, it's a question of what you can live with, I suppose - how many ghosts. I-I shot a man through the teeth in Vichy, France. I still see his face every night before bed.

Floyd Gerhardt

I miss them all.

Bear Gerhardt

We'll be together again. On high.