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Fanboy & Chum Chum Season 2 quotes

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S2The Cold Rush

[After Faniel and Chumtholemew told Lenwig how they made it to the store again from the mine, showing the map where they found the cavern with the Frosty Freezy Freeze, and packing the whole cavern with dynamite to the store]

LLenwig

[shocked, as he puts the glob of Frosty Freezy Freeze he was one away] You packed a huge stack of dynamite directly under my store?! Oh, thank goodness. It's not lit. [relieves]

FFaniel

Well, of course it's not lit. That'd be dangerous. Plus we don't got nothing to light it with other than that lantern you gave us. [pokes Lenwig in one of his eyes]

LLenwig

[as he makes electricity with his two fingertips] You didn't leave that lantern down in there, where it could thoroughly easily set off the fuse that's connected to that dynamite and blow up the entire store, did you?

CChumtholemew

[shakes head] Mmmmmnope!

FFaniel

[explains] See, when he says no, he means--

LLenwig

I know what it means! [as he, Faniel and Chumtholemew run out of the store] RUUUUUUUUUN!

S2Camp-Arctica

[Fanboy and Chum Chum try to use the outhouse across from the igloo]

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

I CAN'T GO WITH YOU LOOKING! CLOSE YOUR EYES!

I'M TRYING, BUT THEY'RE FROZEN OPEN!

S2Microphonies

Purple kid, talking raccoon, you tricked me. This isn't the future at all! And I think I threw out all my clothes, because I thought they'd gone out of style.

Well, technically they have gone out.

I'm confiscating that microphone of lies! Give it to me now

S2 E6Brain Freeze

Oh, Keep it down! My brain hasn't thawed yet.

Um, did you happened to leave Your Brown Bear In The Bathroom?

What? No I- [Gasps] Fanboy! Where is your underwear?!

AHHH!!! MY UNDERWEAR IS GONE!! Don't look at me! I'm hideous! Uh, Chum Chum? Where's your underwear?

Huh? [gasps] MY UNDERWEAR IS GONE TOO! I'm an underwearless freak!

FCFanboy and Chum Chum

[upset] We Don't Have Our Underwear!

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!?

Do Not Panic! I'm sure they're Around here somewhere.

[While trying to search for their missing underwear]

Not in the closet...

Not under the chair...

Not in the fridge...

Not in the bear!

Not in the nook...

Not in the cranny!

Not in my head!

Not on my fanny!

I Know What You'll Mean...I...Can't Either Walk Straight...Or Fly! [Tries To Fly, But Falls on The Floor]

I Can't Even Lift This 1 Ton Safe! [Tries To Lift Up This Safe, But Failed] Nothing!

[Tries To Heat Up These Hot Dog Sausages] Oh No! My Heat Vision Is Gone! I Can't Heat Up These Hot Dogs!

Wait! I Think My X-Ray Vision Is Back! I Can See Your Pants Through Your Underwear!

[Fanboy and Chum Chum see Kyle in their crystal ball]

Woah, What is that thing? [Kyle Appears In A Crystal Ball] Hey, it's Kyle!

What are you doing in Dollarnator's snow globe?

That's my palantír, you dimwitted delinquents! Stay right where you are. [switches the background from his living room to the Fanlair] I've been looking for you all night. Where is he? What have you done with him?

Woah, Easy There, Kyle, We Don't Know What You're Talking About!

You Know I Remember? I-I Picked You Up And We All Peaked Out on That Sweet Birthday Cake! [He Laughs, Bops his neck and Belches Out The Flan Bits]

[upon seeing a devoured Professor Flan] Oh, Professor Flan... [hangs head] Maybe I can Bake you back together with all that's left! [gathers flan bits and leaves]

Sandy, You're Ok! [Notices That Boog's Car is Vibrating] What The? [Boog's Car Starts Vibrating Again] That Doesn't Like Sandy! [An Angry Lenny Jumps On Boog's Face] AHHH!!!

YOU'VE LOCKED ME IN YOUR TRUNK ALL NIGHT!

Sorry, Leonard, I-I Forgot! Y-Y-You're Just not Memberable to me!

Wha...What's Going On?!?

Good news! We Found Our Underwear!

Oh Yeah, And There's a Frosty Freezy Freeze Monster Running Amok Inside The Store.

WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!!

Relax, Lenny! Now That We Have Our Underwear, Chum Chum And I Will Handle This!

Uh, I Little Privacy Please?

[Turns away And Looks at F&C] What Does Underwear Have to Do With Defeating a Ferocious Ice Monster?!

It's Simple. Now That We Have our underwear Back... [F&C Throws Their Frosty Freezy Freeze Cups On The Floor And Putting Their Underwear Back On] We Have Our Powers Back!

You Guys Don't Have Any Powers!

don't we? You See Leonard, our underwear Isn't Just tighty and whitey...

FCFanboy and Chum Chum

It's...MIGHTY!

Now, stay outta sighty! We'll handle this fighty.

Yeah, and try not to miss it, cause it's gonna be...brief!

[they laugh]

Let's roll.

FCFanboy and Chum Chum

Power of...FLIGHT!!!

I Still Can't Believe You Guys Have Powers!

With Great Underwear Comes Great Underwear-ability.

[last Lines]

[Tries To Open A Mayonnaise Jar] Can You Open This, Fanboy?

[Tries To Open A Mayonnaise Jar] Nope. Boy, That Jar. They're Real Tight!

You Guys Have Superpowers, But You Can't Open a Mayonnaise Jar?!

Well The Mayonnaise isn't Imposing a major threat, Now is it?

Guys, I Just Decoded a Video Record of Last night's crazy mad Cap Adventures, And Hijinx And Things of this nature! Check it!

[The episode ends with a flashback of everything Fanboy and Chum Chum did when high on the Frosty Freezy Freeze, ending with "THE END" sketched on the backs of their underwear.]

S2 E10There Will Be Shrieks

Hello? Trick or Treat! We've got empty pails here!

TMr. Trick

[opens door] KEEP AWAY!

FCFanboy and Chum Chum

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

TMr. Trick

Huh? Oops, sorry! Wrong face. [switches to his good face] There, that's a lot less scary now, isn't it?

[Kyle doesn't like F&C's "Haunted House" idea]

Oh, please! The only reaction you two could evoke are cries of boredom. Zing!

Are you saying you have a better idea than hot dog fingers, with ketchup blood?

Urrrrgh. As a matter of fact...I do!

[Necronomicon has finished his introduction and Kyle appeared]

Shall we begin? Let us all join hands.

Hey, Kyle? If we're holding hands, how are they gonna fill the spaghetti and grapes?

[growls and knocks the spaghetti bowl away] ENOUGH WITH THE SPAGHETTI AND GRAPES! [Takes Fanboy's hand, and they join the others] Oh, powerful spirits from beyond. We who are among the living, who humbly implore, and invite you to --

Ahem. Uh, Kyle? We're kinda on a time crunch here?

Oh, very well! [avatar state] Demon from the depths of the underworld, I summon thee! I SUMMON THEE!!!

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