Everybody Hates Chris · Season 1
Kristoff St. John didn't hit me.
Yeah, he's right. That's not him.
Well, I thought you said you didn't see anything.
Yeah, dummy!
Oh. Now that I think about it, it's kinda all coming back. As I came around the corner, I think I might have caught a glimpse of the driver.
Well, let's get you with the sketch artist.
Jesse from All My Children, you're next.
While I was dodgin' another bullet, raindrops kept fallin' on my dad's head.
My father's spring break was bein' rained out, and my mother enjoyed bein' stretched out.
Dude, you hit me with a car, broke my leg, and then made me lie to the cops. I think the least you can do is give me some OJ.
After all was said and done, Greg had something to say about what we did.
Hittin' someone with a car is not illegal. Lyin' to the police is.
Ma, I know you're mad, but it's over. It all worked out. It's not a big deal.
You broke your friend's leg, you both lied to the police, we were in the middle of a police shoot-out with a serial choker, and you don't think it's a big deal?
Not in Bed-Stuy.
’’’Rochelle’’’: Is it a big deal now?
’’’Sam’’’: So what they get you here for?
In all the years of school, there was nothing I loved better than summer vacation, and the next best thing was spring break.
Once I get up to Lake Winnipesaukee with my mom and dad, it's not gonna be good.
I thought your parents split up?
They did, but neither one will give up the timeshare, so I'm taking the bus to meet them for a weekend of fishing and drinking... and fighting.
Don't forget cryin'!
I hate the sand. I don't know where it comes from, and it gets into places you can't get it out of.
Like broke cousins.
While I was makin' it clear that I didn't hit Greg, my family was gettin' ready to hit the road.
When I was 16, I crossed a major milestone for teenagers: I finally got my driver's license.
Boy, this is not a library.
If it was, you'd be quiet.
What are you doing?
Nothing.
Nothing he wants you to know about.
Do you have a pen?
For what?
For me not to smack the smart outta you.
Whenever you're ready, I'll be ready.
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