Unless you show up wearin' makeup, heels, and a dress, nobody's gonna think you're androgynous.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
There haven't been this many ex-cons in one place since Naomi Campbell had lunch with Amy Winehouse.
Malvo, do you like Jell-O?
Yeah, I love Jell-O.
I love Jell-O too!
I'm gonna go beat up some nerds. Have fun at your bake-off!
The lady I'm seein' likes to do things by the numbers. I was waitin' on 800. She had a special surprise for me at 800, and you ruined it!
The surprise was, she was a man.
Isn't that kinda weird?
Isn't that kinda none of your business?
Welcome back, dude.
Thanks.
After a couple weeks at Tattaglia without Greg, I tried hangin' out with a few different crowds to make myself feel better. I tried hangin' out with the losers.
So, what do you wanna study? Math or science?
L1Loser #1
Dude, why are you always studying?
L2Loser #2
Yeah, you act like you're graduating tomorrow.
L1Loser #1
Don't be such a downer.
I even tried hangin' out with the break-dance crews.
After all was said and done, even a roomful of girls wasn't the same as having one good friend.
Greg? What are you doing here?
Got kicked out of the Bronx Academy, so I'm back.
See you still have that coat.
I've changed in ways you couldn't imagine, Chris. I've seen things. I've done things. I've tasted blood and it tastes good.
Hi. I'm Chris.
Hi. I'm Angel.
Ahn-Hel? More like, "What the hell?"
What's up with the outfit?
And the makeup?
I'm androgynous, silly.
IDr. Information
Around 1986, a new trend emerged called androgyny. Inspired by the looks of personalities such as Boy George, Prince, Grace Jones and Attorney General Janet Reno, gender benders, as they were also called, stretched the perceptions of what it meant to be male or female.
During football season at Tattaglia, there was nothing more important than Homecoming Week.
[to Chris] Would you go dance with yourself someplace else?!
Nothing like a parent's love to destroy your confidence.
What the heck is that?
"Careless Whisper."
Man, that scene put the "azy" in "crazy."
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