After all that had happened, I kept thinking about how my dad had trusted me. Even though I had managed to get the car back home without him knowing, it seemed like the right thing to do was tell the truth.
I have a confession to make. I drove your car to school today.
Son, I'm very disappointed in you, but as long as you're safe, that's all that really matters.
[Julius throws Chris out the window]
Since I got the car home and nobody got hurt, I figured the best thing to do was to keep it to myself and never do anything like that again.
To my parents and the police, the house had been robbed, but to Tonya and Drew, the TV had been kidnapped.
I think we should get a dog.
I'd always wanted a dog, but my parents always said no. But maybe the robbery would make them change their mind.
For the umpteenth time, Chris, we are not getting a dog.
I tried monkey see, monkey do, which was quite useless with a dog.
Captain Kangaroo is so funny.
OW Old Woman
Get outta here, you Peepin' Toms. I'm callin' the cops.
Tonya and Drew couldn't watch TV, but that didn't stop them from readin' it.
Check this out. Matlock at 4:00. When Nashville star Dolly Parton gets arrested for murder, she turns to Ben Matlock.
Look at this: Moses Gunn is gonna be on The Jeffersons .
Did you know that Little House on the Prairie was closed-captioned for the hearing impaired?
Stephanie Mills is gonna be on Captain Kangaroo !
Blackie, get outta my chair!
I loved Blackie, but I'm in trouble.
While I was getting help, my parents needed help.
Hello. Is this Mr. Freely? Mr. I.P. Freely?
C Carlos
Blackie, ataca! ¡Ataca!
To y'all who don't speak Spanish, that means "attack."
All the girls call me papi .
"Papi ?" You're so in there.
Believe me, there have been many other problems.
One time the house flooded.
Can we call the insurance company now?
No. Now we have a swimming pool.
Another time a plane dropped a load.
Can we call the insurance company now?
No way. Now we have new luggage.
And another time, aliens took over.
Now can I call the insurance company?
No, I've always wanted to go to another planet.
I thought I'd never see Blackie again.
Blackie, cómo estás ? How are you?
And he thought he'd never seen me before.
[Blackie growls] Blackie, remember, it's me, Chris, tu amigo . Hey papi , tranquilo . Papi , tranquilo . [Blackie chases him] No, no, no!
BS Background Singers
Todo el mundo odia Chris. (Everybody hates Chris.)
I'm training the dog in Spanish.
It's part of the attack-dog training. Like you can only talk to a German Shepherd in German or an Irish Wolfhound in Irish. [referring to Blackie] This is a Puerto Rican mutt.
Well, I don't care what he speaks as long as he stays out of my chair and you turn him into a killer.
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