[explaining her date with Kill Moves] We opened the champagne, headed for the seaport. There was a pink helicopter waitin' for me.
You can hear about the rest of Vanessa's date at www.vanessa'sbigdatewithkillmoves.tv.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Kelly didn't realize that I was avoidin' bein' seen with her. She just thought I was the greatest phone boyfriend ever.
I guess my favorite rappers are Run-D.M.C.
BBBig Bird
I love Salt-n-Pepa.
My favorite character from the Rocky movies is Clubber Lang.
BBBig Bird
I love Captain Drago.
And I jumped off the top stairs, started flyin', and landed on the Mary Jane Girls.
BBBig Bird
I had the exact same dream, except I landed on Rick James.
About the only thing we didn't talk about is when we'd get together again.
FPFootball Player #1
Hey, it's Big Bird!
FPFootball Player #2
Hey, where's Bert and Ernie?
FPFootball Player #1
[to Chris] I guess that makes you... Snuffleupagus?
FPFootball Player #2
No, it makes him Roosevelt Franklin!
FPFootball Player #1
Cookie?
BBoth
COOKIE!
Hello. Thank you for calling. Nobody is available to take your call right now. Please leave a message at the sound of the beep.
What's this?
Flowers from a white person's garden.
Tryin' to find a black kid in Bed-Stuy was like tryin' to find a needle in a needle stack.
Just because James didn't want a Brother from Another Mother, didn't mean he wasn't gettin' one.
PMr. Perkins
3:00 P.M. See you tomorrow.
No he won't.
James was tough, but he was still 12.
Who the hell is Oprah?
That was the last time those words were ever spoken.
Oprah doesn't know what I look like without my makeup!
And neither did my father.
I'm not pettin' no farm animals.
He was also allergic to goats.
Did you just pick our lock with a credit card?
This? Nah, this was an accident. I thought this was my house.
You live across the street.
Sorry man, I'm dyslexic.
After all was said and done, I found out a few things about James. His real name was Cleavon, he was raised by the streets, and he was still a 12-year-old kid.
I already had a younger brother from the same mother. The last thing I wanted was one from another mother.
PMr. Perkins
Being a Brother from Another Mother is a huge responsibility. Your influence is molding a mind, changing the course of a life.
You could say the same thing about crack.
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