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Everybody Hates Chris · Season 1, Episode 15

Narrator, Chris and others in “Unfinished Business”

Narrator

Kelly didn't realize that I was avoidin' bein' seen with her. She just thought I was the greatest phone boyfriend ever.

Chris

I guess my favorite rappers are Run-D.M.C.

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I love Salt-n-Pepa.

Chris

My favorite character from the Rocky movies is Clubber Lang.

BBBig Bird

I love Captain Drago.

Chris

And I jumped off the top stairs, started flyin', and landed on the Mary Jane Girls.

BBBig Bird

I had the exact same dream, except I landed on Rick James.

Narrator

About the only thing we didn't talk about is when we'd get together again.

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