Andy Brown quotes from Everwood

Andy

What's going on here? Delia: Ephram fired Mrs. Hammerhead.

Ephram

Over the phone, this morning. Actually, it went pretty smoothly -- I've had some experience letting sitters go before, you recall... Everybody will be happy.

Andy

I'm not happy.

Ephram

Oh, you will be.

Andy

What?

Nina

Nothing, just... you know how they say 'don't drive angry'? I'm thinking the same thing applies to neurosurgery.

Dad?

Andy

What?

Dr. Abbot is outside.

Andy

Now!? What does he want?

I don't know, but he's wearing slippers.

Ephram

Delia was wearing a dress.

Andy

Yeah, I know. It's weird.

Harold

Are you implying that I'm wooden?

Andy

Wooden? You are a 2-by-4!

What are you guys talking about?

Andy

Cheese! Uh--cake. Cheesecake.

Andy

First of all, her--whosiwhatsit was under her bed.

Is this a joke to you!?

Nina

I told you from the start that you should talk to her if she brought it up and instead you said 'cheesecake'!

Andy

It was a reflex!

Ephram

My school work doesn't inspire me.

Andy

Yeah, but if you give it up, I'll kill ya.

Ephram

I just thought I could have it all.

Andy

Well, you can't.

Ephram

You wanna think about that some more before you crush my spirit completely?

You're scarring me for life!

Andy

Welcome to the club!

Andy

Can I bug you?

Ephram

Mission accomplished.

Harold

[about stopping Amy and Ephram from having sex] This is over, isn't it?

Andy

Not necessarily. They're teenagers. There's a chance they may screw up the relationship before they ever get to the sex.

Andy

You know what I miss? I miss the subway.

Jake

Ok... random.

Andy

It's snowing.

Yep.

Andy

I'm cold.

Uh huh.

Andy

My toes are frozen.

You live in the mountains, get used to it.