Andy Brown quotes from Everwood

Andy

Ok, you're right, I am in a bad mood.

Harold

Really? Forgive my undropped jaw.

Ephram

I seriously wish I was the one in that hospital bed right now.

Andy

Because bleeding ulcers are so fun?

Andy

When did you get so smart?

Ephram

I'm a senior, dad. It's about time.

Ephram

Well it's a new order of the tracks. If I pick Bach, it says I'm ambitious. If I pick Chopin, it says I'm traditional.

Andy

Which one says you're OCD?

Andy

You have to understand something, honey - that fair doesn't always mean equal. Ephram's older and it's very different. And I promise you that when you become a teenager, you'll get the same exact treatment.

So I'll get an ugly car too.

Andy

Well, you gotta take the bad with the good.

Andy

I mean, I could wallow in self pity but what would be the point of that?

Nina

Oh, you don't need a point to wallow, that's the beauty of the wallow.

May I come in?

Andy

I don't know, are you going to hit me?

Am I allowed to wear white?

Andy

Normally no, but in this case I think we can make an exception.

Interesting. Am I allowed to wear black?

Andy

Not until you're 30.

Nina

Are all men twelve years old?

Andy

In the inside, yes.

Andy

Why'd you come back to Everwood?

Ephram

[exhales] I am still in love with Amy.

Andy

I will more hands off, I won't talk to him, I won't pressure him into doing anything he doesn't wanna do. And if I do have to engage with him, I'll just get in quick and get out quicker.

This family needs so much help

Harold

Here's to hurling ourselves out of an airplane.

Andy

Here's to hurling in general! [high fives with Harold]

Harold

Owww! [holding his arm out and wincing]

Andy

Problem is you're holding your hand up too high.

Harold

You don't have to slap so hard next time!

Harold

Shall we consult; share our suggested feats of derring-do?

Andy

You go first.

Harold

Alright. Don't be alarmed by the criminal nature of the suggested. After all, it's mealy a misdemeanor…I propose that we shoplift chewing gum from Herb's general store.

Andy

Go to your room!!

I'm going!

Andy

Well...go faster!!

Andy

Does your sister know you're using her computer?

Ephram

Do I care?

Andy

Have you seen her lately? She'd kick your skinny white ass.