Bright Abbott quotes from Everwood

Bright

[To Ephram] So you know what I was thinking... If there's all these college guys who are like totally hitting on high school girls, then there's probably a whole surplus of neglected college girls who want to hit on high school guys.

Bright

There's always something good on TV. It's been my motto since I was a little kid; I'm sticking to it.

Bright

[to Amy and parents] They're all great schools if you want to be in Boston or New York. There's also a lot of good piano schools in that area.

Bright

[to Amy, walking in with package from Ephram] The guy has been in New York for like 30 minutes and he's already sent you a care package. Will that guy ever run out of ways to be your bitch?

Bright

[to Amy] I will smother you with my ass cheeks if I have to!

Bright

[to Hannah] I've never wanted a fourth date... until now.

Bright

[to Ephram] So let me get this straight, you flew half way across the planet to see Irv and my grandma renew their vows? Dude, I almost didn't go because of a Smurfs marathon.

Bright

[to Ephram] So, you don't go to a party when you have a girlfriend. It's like taking Ben & Jerry's to 31 Flavors.

Bright

[to Hannah] It's a bacchanal. It's in honor of the Greek god, B.A. Baracus. He's the god of beer and chicken and stuff.

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[To Ephram] If Jennifer can get over the Brad, you can get over my sister.

Bright

[Drunk] Did you happen to know almost all hookers strip, but nearly no strippers hook? That's not a word, is it? Yeah it is... Hook! Captain Hook!

Bright

[rapping] B Abbott, I'm funny like a rabbit or bunny and I don't have a job, which means I ain't got no money.

Bright

How goes it.. Bone-lick?

Amy

He has to hang with us.

Ephram

No offense, Amy, but he's really my least favorite thing about you.

Bright

Yeah? Well, you're really my least favorite thing about you.

Ephram

Dude, you've really gotta work on the insults.

Bright

You know, there's a reason men don't wear ruffles.

Colin

It's not that bad. If this were 1775, you'd be a total chick magnet.

Bright

[about Dr. Abbott being nice to everyone] Mom what's dad doing?

Rose

He's having a mid-life crisis dear.