Ephram Brown quotes from Everwood

Ephram

[to Amy] I haven't made anything for myself here... except you.

Ephram

I can't remember the last time someone said no when the great Doctor Brown offered his help, Colin's surgery a done deal.

Ephram

[to Dr. Brown] Because the guy I know would give his left nut to rescue a kid in a coma. You know, be the town hero.

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[to Amy] Let me guess: Colin told you I might try to tell you that he was still sick so you'd doubt him? [Amy nods] Everyone thinks I'm a lot dumber than I am. Why is that? Do I dress dumb?

Ephram

[To Delia] I still think picking a hero is overrated. You pick one, you admire them, a week later, they've been arrested.

Ephram

[to Madison] You know you said you liked me. You said I made you come 'undone' I am not quite sure what that means exactly but I know it's a good thing.

Ephram

And the bubble isn't really that safe either, I mean the bubble could pop... the bubble could burn down... someone could rob the bubble.

Ephram

[to Amy, about Tommy] So how's Rico Suave? Are you guys sharing needles yet?

Ephram

You changed my life Madison.

Ephram

[to Amy] You turned your schedule into something the president couldn't even handle! Not that that's saying much...

Ephram

[to Andy] I'm not scared of what happens if I fail and don't get into Juilliard. I'm scared of what happens if I do. If I go to Juilliard, then... that's it. One thing. Piano. I'll be just like you were before she died. It took Mom dying to wake you up. I don't wanna have to lose something to keep myself from turning into you.

Ephram

[To Andy, referring to the cookies in the kitchen] Wow, it looks like you and Mrs. Fields hooked up and threw a rager.

Ephram

[To Reid] My dad always said that medical school was like the fifth ring of hell... or maybe it was the seventh. I can't remember, I always tuned him out anyway.

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[to Bright] Okay, yeah, that doesn't count when you're talking about Ada. That's like having a crush on Heidi Klum; you can't get in trouble for that.

Ephram

We're moving where?

Andy

To Everwood, Colorado.

Where's that?

Ephram

Colorado, moron. Wh-why, are we moving there?

Andy

Someone told me about it once. They said it was the most beautiful place they had ever seen. It's on this hill. Or is it a mountain? Or maybe it's on a hill by a mountain. Anyway, I was thinking last night that we should move there. What do you say?

Ephram

I say that's not even a reason.

Andy

I know. How great is that? We'll be moving to some place for no reason at all.

Ephram

That's not great. That's crazy. That's Harrison Ford in Mosquito Coast crazy.

Andy

You say crazy. I say it might be the sanest thing I've ever done. Now, I want this to be a democratic decision so we're going to put it to vote. Everyone who wants to move...and get their own horse, raise your hand.

Andy

Well, that decides it.

Ephram

Democratic? You bought her vote.

Andy

Yeah. That's the American version.