Hannah Rogers quotes from Everwood

Hannah

[To Amy] He loved books. Not the insides, but like the covers, the way they smelled. I just like the insides. He said that that made us a perfect fit.

Hannah

Wow! Sounds like the plot of a bad indie film. Maybe we could get Zach Braff to direct it.

Hannah

[to Bright] Look, it's obvious, you're embarrassed because I'm still in high school and I wear bad glasses and I dress like Laura from Little House on the Prairie.

Hannah

[to Bright] I just really need to figure out how to move on with my life right now... [pause] without you.

Hannah

It's stupid. Boy stuff.

Nina

There is NOTHING stupid about boy stuff.

Hannah

Did you and Ephram have a good time at the drive in?

Amy

Eh, it was...whatever.

Hannah

How was the movie?

Amy

I don't know.

Hannah

Oh right, you guys were probably...

Amy

No. Not even. We played the how long can we kiss before it gets so unbearably boring that I'd actually rather watch someone get eaten by a giant centipede.

Hannah

Is that a game?

Amy

No Hannah, it's my life.

Amy

It's all about how men and women are made to feel inadequate about their bodies.

Hannah

They should have just named this chapter: Hannah.

Amy

Jealousy is such a pointless emotion, just a complete total waste of energy.

Hannah

Really. So you never feel jealous of Madison?

Amy

That's different. She's an ex.

Hannah

Are we getting beamed somewhere?

Bright

How cool would that be!

Bright

Hannah, if you say 'thank you' or 'sorry' one more time, I think I'm gonna have to kill myself.

Hannah

Sorry.

Bright

Problems?

Hannah

Just a little frustrated with God right now. I mean, He talks to Joan of Arcadia, like, five times a week. Tells her to go out for cheerleading. My problem is way bigger, and I can't even get His attention.

Hannah

And I'll always be happy to take care of your kids for you when you and Ephram need a little nookie time.

Amy

Hannah!

Hannah

What? I've heard the stories about your grandparents.

Amy

OK, you've officially lost your maid of honor status.

Hannah

I just think you and Ephram should start off with more of a bang.

Amy

Yes, but we're not technically starting. It's more like, we almost got cancelled and then everyone decided that they loved us, so we got picked up for another season.

Bright

You're cooking?

Hannah

Don't worry, you don't have to eat it if it's bad.

Bright

No, it's not that...

Hannah

I had to learn early, you know? I'm just giving you the heads up in case you want to order pizza.

Bright

No, it's just, you've been doing this for your family for like, ever, it just doesn't seem right that you have to do it for mine too.

Hannah

It feels right to me.

Bright

So um... what do you mean by not believing in premarital sex?

Hannah

Well, anything with the word 'sex' in it, I'm not comfortable.

Bright

How about the word 'job'?